Favorite lines


1."Crime?"
"Stampeding cattle."
'"Stampeding cattle? That's not much of a crime!"
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky"

2."Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me...........Jim."
"Ok, Jim. Since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I dunno. Play chess. Screw."
"Let's play chess!"

3."Uh-oh, Bart. I think Mongo here's taken a liking to you."
"Huh-huh, naw, Mongo straight."

4."All right. We'll give some land to the *beep* and the Chinks. But we don't want the Irish!" - spoken by the Irish mayor of Rock Ridge.

5.Lili Von Shtupp "Tell me, schwartzie, is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? (A zipper opens.) Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue. It's twue..."

6."Where the white women at!"

7."The sheriff is Near(bell rings loudly)." "What did he say?"

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I love...

"Where all the white women at?"

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Charlie: "You shifty n-word, they said you was hung."
Bart: "And they was right."

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Bart: And now, for my next impression... Jesse Owens.

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Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

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Look at this hand

Steady as a rock

Yeah, but it's this hand I shoot with

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The badges line is from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Mel Brooks is paying homage to that great film by using the same line here.


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Jim: "Hey Boys...look what I've got."
Bart: "Where the White Women at?"

*Laughs* Good stuff.

"Ah,sweet storyteller. What will it take to slay the dragon..."-Steven James

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Gabby Johnson: You get back here you pious, candyass, sidewinder. Ain't no way that no buddy's gonna leave this town. Hell, I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

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Lyle - "Dock that *beep* a day's pay for nappin' on the job"

Hedley Lamarr - "Where's my Froggy?"
Taggart - "I dunno, i didn't see it when i come in here"
Hedley Lamarr - "Well look damn* your eyes, look for it!" "TAGGART?!"
Taggart - "sorry sir" "Here it is"
Hedley Lamarr - "Give it to me, give it to me!" "That was a close one!" "Daddy Loves Froggy, Froggy Love Daddy?" "Ribbet...Ribbet"

Hedley Lamarr - "Alright, i'm through being Mr. Goodbar"


"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie.........or are you gonna bite?"

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school marm:"WE THE WHITE GOD FEARING CITEZENS OF ROCK RIDGE!"

taggert talking about the toll booth."what'll that ass hole think of next.anybody got a dime? we gotta go back & get a *beep* load of dimes."
later after they're paying the toll,"we ain't never gonna git to rock ridge."
I like to use that 1 whenever i'm late going somewhere.

little old lady:"have you ever seen such cruelty?"

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jim:"little bastard shot me in the ass!"

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they like me-they really like me!

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Sorry I'm late, but the best line ever!

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"Mongo is only pawn... in game of life."

"Suspense is like a woman. The more left to the imagination, the more the excitement."

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"Mongo is only pawn... in game of life."


We have a winner ...

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Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself. - George Carlin

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Mel Brooks said this was cut by the censors.
After Lili says: Is it twue what they say about you people?
Oh it's twue, it's twue.
And Bart says:
You're sucking on my arm.



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