"It's amazing what a man will go through for a hot pastrami sandwich."
LOL :)
"I'm gonna charge you double for me to clean up this this mess" lmao
Birdies on the strechter after getting stabbed by Evelyne.
"He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword"!
Soooo many! Here's a few I love:
Y'know it was funny, I was calling you from that phonebox over there and he was telling me you'd left and I was staring at your car - isn't that funny?!
I don't care how many times you say it! It's NOT TRUE!
You know the whole point of having an answering service is to call them sometimes to see if you've got any messages!
Does he want his keys?!?!
I oughtta be mad!
Bingo!
I'll bet Clint still winces at that one.
"Who's been sleeping in Papa Bear's bed? Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"I think I'll drive into Carmel and see if I can find some cleaning solvents."
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"Now if you're looking for someone a little more suave and sophisticated, I'd be happy to--"
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"Surprise!"
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"Are you trying to say you don't love me anymore?"
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"What am I supposed to do, sit here all dressed up in my little whore suit, waiting for my lord and master?!"
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