Best line in Misty


"It's amazing what a man will go through for a hot pastrami sandwich."

LOL :)

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Evelyns reply to dave,when he says that he hasnt lied to her," He never lied to me!,what do you want for that?,the congressional medal of honour!".A great line delivered with such vicious sarcasm that never loses its effect,it cracks me up everytime.

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God, you're dumb.

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"God you're dumb" actually is a line from the movie, when Evelyn gets Tobie.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2BU8-7kQLI

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"you make lousy coffee"

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Good choice, but shortly after that I think comes the best line "Get off my back Evelyn..." to which she replies "Get off your back? But that's exactly where you've been keeping me!"

I love it!

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"Well, I haven't exactly been the Monk of the Month, but I've been making an effort."

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I have three:

"I don't mind you being a bastard, but do you have to be such a TASTELESS bastard?!"

"God, you're dumb."

"I hope David likes what he sees... because that's what he's taking to hell with him!"



It's not possible to have a mature conversation with a Dimwit. Everyone knows that. Except Dimwits.

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How About Evelyn : " What am I supposed to do, sit around here dressed in my little Whore suit waiting for my master to call ?"

Uh , Yes ! That's what Clint should have said

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That line is brillent!!

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That Line makes crack everytime !

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Dave: "...and besides, I don't have a date."
Al: "Well man, get one!"

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"How come you don't play any Montevani?"

"You like the show then?

"No, I like Montevani."

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