My Remake Idea


With the remake craze in Hollywood today, I think that, if done right, this movie would is ripe for a remake.

To be done right, it should keep the 1960s setting. Technology today would make many plot points pointless. It should also be a relatively long movie (2-2 and a half hours). Here are also my director and cast suggestions.

Director: Ben Stiller (he can make a very comedic film, and also knows how to make large scale (Walter Mitty) and ensemble features (Tropic Thunder)

Cast:
Captain T. G. Culpepper: Tom Hanks
J. Russell Finch: Steve Carell
Emeline Marcus-Finch: Kristen Wiig
Melville Crump: Vince Vaughn
Monica Crump: Amy Poehler
Benji Benjamin: Eric Stonestreet
Ding Bell: Ben Stiller
Mrs. Marcus: Bette Midler
Sylvester Marcus: Will Ferrell
Lennie Pike: John C. Reilly
Otto Meyer: Jim Carrey
J. Algernon Hawthorne: Sacha Baron Cohen
Smiler Grogan: Mel Brooks

The movie should also feature a ton of cameos. Here are a few suggestions:
Tyler Fitzgerald: Bryan Cranston
Cab Drivers: Danny McBride and Kevin Hart
Nervous Motorist: Jim Parsons
Driver Who Runs Over Hat: Mike Myers
Firemen: Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, Martin Short
The Mayor of Santa Rosita: Martin Scorcese
Driver who Stops for Help (Jack Benny): Leonardo Dicaprio
Col. Wilberforce: Dan Aykroyd

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culpepper : tommy lee jones
russel finch : thomas haden church
melville crump : edward norton
benjy : jonah hill
mrs. marcus : shirley maclain
ding bell : zach galifianakis
sylvester : bradley cooper
otto meyer : john turturro
hawthorne : jeremy irons
lennie pike : bruce willis
monica : jessica chastain
emeline : emma stone

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I agree with some of this, but here are my differences:

Captain T. G. Culpepper: Morgan Freeman
Lennie Pike: Dwayne Johnson
Otto Meyer: Danny DeVito or Joe Pesci
Tyler Fitzgerald: Christopher Walken
Driver who Stops for Help (Jack Benny): Arnold Schwarzenegger (In a Hummer Convertible) instead of "Well", it would be "I Won't Be Back".

Bryan Cranston as Aloysius, Chief of the Santa Rosita Police Department

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I agree.... Keep the early 1960s setting. Perhaps Arizona or even certain parts of Eastern Oregon could stand in for the California Desert of that time.

Here are some of my ideas for the cast:

Captain T. G. Culpepper: Steve Martin

J. Russell Finch: Adam Sandler
Emeline Marcus-Finch: Reese Witherspoon
Mrs. Marcus: Bette Midler
Sylvester Marcus: Sean Hayes

Melville Crump: Ben Stiller
Monica Crump: Christina Taylor

Benji Benjamin: ?
Ding Bell: ?

Lennie Pike: Larry the Cable Guy
Otto Meyer: Jim Carrey

J. Algernon Hawthorne: Hugh Grant

Chief Aloysius: Tom Hanks
Matthews: Gary Sinise
Sarge: Kevin James
Schwartz: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Switchboard Operator: Lily Tomlin

Biplane Pilot: Eugene Levy
Biplane Pilot's Wife: Catherine O'Hara

Tyler Fitzgerald: Kelsey Grammer

Ginger Culpepper: Roseanne

Man who stops and offers help (Trouble?): Bob Newhart

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