Look it's Ross Pero!
Mrs. Robinson are you trying to seduce me?
What would you think if I sang out of tune?
Buck buck buck buck buck
what do you think are some of the best mst3k lines?
Listen, kid, we're all in it together.
My favorite lines are:
Crow (as Prince): I have no powers but I can skip reasonably well.
Pilot: My...instruments...are going...haywire
Crow (as pilot): My violin... my tuba... going haywire
Best line in the film?
Got to be Krankor "Heeeeeerrrrrrgghh Heeeeeeerrrrrgghhh Heeeeerrrrggghhh" Not technically a mst3k line but easily the greatest thing about the film.
Mike: It's the Japanese Suzanne Pleshette!
Crow: A rare Godzilla-free day!
Tom Servo: My egg is crowning!
[Refering to Wally's foster daughter]
Crow: Woody Allen asked me out!
Crow: Is this going to be a super-violent porn cartoon?
Tom: Their invasion of earth is more like a poorly-planned bank heist!
"Look, it's Stevie Wonder!" -As the jet pilot rolls his head from one side to the other "Isn't she lovely..."
shareThis is one of the best MST3Ks ever, and has too many great lines to list them all (and anyway, everyone's already done that). But I've gotta say, this one also has some of the best host segments ever. The whole time lapse thing was brilliant. That was actually my favorite part of the episode.
Death is...whimsical today.
Phantom: "he obeys my every command"
Crow: "like: 'wander around aimlessly and gain weight'"
LOVE IT!!!
It's Junior Sample and Business Boy!
What happened to my pants?
Grownups of the corn!
Aaaaand the one above ^^ just wonderful =) This is only my second MST3K episode and I'm loving em!!!
Have you ever tried to open a door with your FOOT?! Not that easy, my friend!
For some reason, I really like the shot where you can hear someone talking, but he's off-camera. It goes on way too long and -- I think -- Mike finally just says
WHO'S TALKING!?!?!
***That was dirty pool -- using a Freud quote.***
Mike: (as Professor Macken) I’m gonna mess you up...boom!
Crow: So is this going to be a super violent porn cartoon?
Announcer: Attention people of Earth! This is Krankor Exploration Vessel!
Crow: Crank Whore
Phantom: Attention, people of Earth!
Servo: Bagawk!
Phantom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Servo: HOW ARE YA?
Phantom: I assure you that for me, the word "impossible" is a word that does not exist!
Crow: Although I just said it!
Prince of Space: Your weapons are useless against me!
Servo: Have I mentioned that?
Mike: An explosion in East Bedrock claimed the lives of Frederick R. Flinstone and Barnabus Rubble
Servo: (as Phantom) He has defeated us numerous times! What makes him think he can do it again?!
Crow: You just opened up a whole can of jellied whoop ass, pal!
Crow: A rare Godzilla-free day
Mike: An alien race too proud to ask for directions
Crow: It’s a giant watermelon! Gallagher’s taking over!
Crow: (as Prince) I have no powers but I can skip reasonably well!
Servo: When chickens attack!
Crow: (as Price) Your guns are useless but scare the crap out of me anyway!
Mike: The easily bamboozled Prince of Space
Mike: Oh the inanity!
Crow: Oh the Japanity!
Servo: (as Mickey) Oh let’s see here. “Dear Japan, Bite me.” Love, Prince of Space
Phantom: You...
Servo: Bite me!
Phantom: You…each and every one of you
Servo: Bite me!
Mike: (as Phantom) Ah Mr. Bond…bawk!
Crow: (as an alien) Are you ever gonna stop farting? Is that even a remote possibility?
Phantom: Report any suspicious movements when we appear in the sky
Servo: I had a suspicious movement after breakfast
Servo: It may not be relevant but did you know that Gamera is a friend of children?
Mike: Gamera, ah, he’s made of turtle meat, right?
Servo: Yes, he is really neat
Crow: Chickens are a cruel people
Phantom: Prepare to leave. Each of you will enter a space capsule.
Scientist: What?
Servo: For crying out loud...EACH - OF - YOU - WILL - ENTER - A - SPACE - CAPSULE!
Crow: Come on out, varmint!
Crow: Mike I swear I am never gonna forget what the Japanese did to us…with this movie
Crow: So he has a quick errand before he kills Prince of Space
Crow: Prince of Crossing Guards!
Crow: (as Phantom) My coop! My beautiful, beautiful coop!
Servo: Oh yes the ancient Japanese tradition of blowing up models at the end of the movie
Servo: On their own the giant infant scientists survived another minute and then crashed
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
Looks like I got dibs on the jokes referring to the boy in the suit & tie, Wally or Bobby or Kenny or s'mother Western name - & M&tB say he's a lawyer or has a job or something. LOL
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Mike: bookend Mr. Mooneys
Then, when the camera cuts back to those two men again
Tom & Crow together (in Mr. Mooney voices): LUCILLE!!!
my older brother and I couldn't breathe after that line; we were laughing so hard!!
"It was cold, so I made sure i wore my shawl" Always cracks me up.
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