Look it's Ross Pero!
Mrs. Robinson are you trying to seduce me?
What would you think if I sang out of tune?
Buck buck buck buck buck
what do you think are some of the best mst3k lines?
Listen, kid, we're all in it together.
"He stole my cup!"
"Engage the Musical Saw!"
"Whoops! My doorknob!"
Servo: Oh, I guess that doesn't warrant a 'haaaaa-haaaaa-haaaaa'...
Krankor: Haaaaa-haaaa-haaaaa!
Servo: Ok, I guess it does.
***That was dirty pool -- using a Freud quote.***
Crow:(as Turkey Ship flies around) Potatoes or stuffing!
Mike: Oh, no. It comes with slaw.
Crow:(as laser barrels stick out of the wall) Come out o' there, varmint!
Pilot: Auuugh!
Crow: I hit my knee on the control panel, jeez!
Not sure who said this, but:
(shot of chicken soldiers from the rear) We've filled our pants, sir.
<I'll get back on my medication tomorrow, I promise>
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"My baby sunhat and smock will protect me."
"A rare Godzilla-free day."
TV station engineer: "He's taken over all the stations! He must have a very powerful beam!"
Mike: "Heh, Thank you."
"Jeez! Tolkien couldn't follow this plot!" -Crowshare
(After Krankor eludes the Prince by hiding behind the door)
Mike: "The easily bamboozeled Prince of Space."
Crow: "Your guns have no effect, but scare the crap out of me!"
"So Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, becuase good is dumb." Dark Helmet
Servo: (right after the watermelon/gun fires randomly) Hah. Made you duck.
Servo: He doesn't have any powers but he can skip reasonably well.
Crow: Cracked corn all around then, gentlemen?
Servo: Hey, it's Pat! (about the giant)
This wasn't a quote, but the one kidnapped scientist with the ridiculous mutton-chops. Was this how the Japanese then thought the English/Americans looked?
<I'll get back on my medication tomorrow, I promise>
whoa, his sights seem to be pulling about 60 yards to the left
'i'm gonna tell him it was your idea'
so if we get busted, it's your a**!
raise your hand if you want to go faster
oh gross! right on the carpet!
wow, that rapid-response defense battery leaves NO time to react
i confuse this one with 'invaison of the neptune men' a lot, due to seeing them both millions of times...good chance i cluttered quotes
"Well I'm back from break, anything happening."
"What's that a man?"
"Mmmmhmmm."
"Yeah, believe it or not."
"Welcome to my grandma's living room."
"Terry got my gun dirty."
Brian Griffin: You're drunk!
Stewie Griffin: [slurred] You're sexy!
This wasn't a quote, but the one kidnapped scientist with the ridiculous mutton-chops. Was this how the Japanese then thought the English/Americans looked?
That's why Crow says something like "I'm from the 18th century! What the hell do they want with me!?"
***That was dirty pool -- using a Freud quote.***
"Oh, here we go off to Beaver Falls, Beaver Falls, Beaver Falls." Notice their heads swinging back and forth while singing.
"No accumulated memory whatsoever!" <-- perhaps my all-time favorite MST3K line of all time.
"Each of you will enter a space capsule." "What" Tom says: "For crying out loud, EACH OF YOU WILL ENTER A SPACE CAPSULE!"
"What is he doing, escorting them to the county line?"
"He has defeated us many times before, what makes him think he can do it again?"
"Look, your guns DON'T WORK ON HIM!" Crow really seemed to lose it on this one.
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Well, I think our friend Zump got just about every line....
It was fun to read them and relive the horror that was "Prince of Space"!
I LIKE IT VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so glad I own this on VHS :D
We have to get back to bootblacking, we like it VERY MUCH!
Let's see what I can remember:
I'm Hard Rock! I'm Koko! (deep voice) I'm Joe.
Say, do you kids wanna scrub out the particle accelerator?
The Great Hall, designed by the Lego Corporation!
So, they're alien, except for their Chippendale's furniture?
Krankor: I trust you slept well.
Mike (I think) as scientist: Yes, in my double-breasted sleeping suit and tie.
Some monsters just shouldn't wear belts.
Man on airplane: You dropped your photograph. Is that your sister? She'd never forgive you if you lost it.
Mike (as fat nerdy scientist): Um, yeah...don't talk to me (turns away)
(fat nerdy scientist looks out window and sees Krankor's spaceship, then turns to other man)
Mike (as fat nerdy scientist): Uh, do you want the window seat?
When I was Japanese, it was a very good year...
Aha, and they stay crunchy, even in milk!
Mom says I have to wear this in space cuz it's cold
Crow (as Krankor): See?! You are scum!
Um...Tora?
Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful??
Do you carry Baby Sunhats Monthly?
Wow, those are really small cubicles.
I am the lemon zester of destruction!
Just let me test these batteries first.
We were just about to eat!!
Prince: Are you looking for me?
Mike: Uh yeah, hi
Umm, you want a ladder?
(strange musical note plays) Japaaaaan
They all have knee goiters
For some reason it doesn't work on hats
Meanwhile, at the Church of the Bomb...
Even in death they're stacked on top of each other.
Good job not telling.
We're gonna kill some differins!
Differins??
Oh Mickey. You're so fine. Hey Mickey.
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We have to get back to bootblacking! We like it VERY MUCH!
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