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Best mst3k lines...


Look it's Ross Pero!

Mrs. Robinson are you trying to seduce me?

What would you think if I sang out of tune?

Buck buck buck buck buck

what do you think are some of the best mst3k lines?

Listen, kid, we're all in it together.

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Walter Mondale Arrives
Walter Mondale stops for chicken
"Quick drive us outta this movie!"
AND THE BEST OF ALL
Whoa And Krankor Blows up a potential
attacker on the 40 yard line.
this was my favorite episode
And yes....I LIKE VERY MUCH

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I gotta admit, the Joe Cocker joke was perhaps the funniest.

I also liked the "I hear you are stuffed with cheese" line very much.

There was the "Is this a very slow chase scene, with one car?" line, which i liked very much.

Perhaps this was one of those episodes where Mike and the bots were as funny if not funnier, with the black hole, space time continuum jokes! Little puppet Mike! the scrambled time conversation! "Hehehehe. . . . .Well I'm just going to play with my chicken puppet. . . . . . . . . . . Has anyone seen my chicken puppet?"



Well, well, well. . . Well, well, well. . .

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Krankor: "Each of you will be put into a space capsule"

Scientists: "What?!?" <again>

Krankor: "EACH OF YOU WILL BE PUT INTO A SPACE CAPSULE!!"

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Is this one of those violent porn cartoons?

A rare Godzilla free day here

Laugh seems a bit forced eh Krankor?

What would you do, if I sang out of tune?

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Krankor: (laughs that oh so irritating laugh)
Servo: How are yah?

Mike: I'll throw my doll at you!

Crow: He's gonna Ultra-Bright him to death!

Servo(?): We've all filled our pants, sir.

I might think of more later. This film was just an absolute gem for MST3K. This film works especially well when seen in tandem with "Invasion of the Neptune Men".

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Phantom: *Laugh*
Crow: How are ya!?

Crow: Prince of Crossing Guards!

Tom: We like Cram School father.

Tom: (Imitating a typical dubbed Asian Actor) Haha! Now the real reason we came here: refurbishing old apartment buildings and selling them as affordible condominiums!

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Krankor: This is Krankor Exploration Force speaking!

Crow: Krank-whore?

I also adored all of Mike's "I like it very much!" comments. He did it so well.

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"I super-mega-friggin' shun you!"

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I just need to pick up some ultraviolent porn comics!

Welcome to my Grandma's living room.

I have no powers, but I can skip reasonably well!

He stole my cup!!


***Y'know... if we PRETEND we know what's going on, this is actually kind of exciting!***

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"People of Earth listen to me! You have only one response to make! Bomb the irraa-rraa!" (What the hell was the kidnapped scientist saying? Was this another example of bad English dubbing?)

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Hey look everybody, there's the car now!
Mike: Oh a car! That's much more interesting than a spaceship!

Look at the ship! I like cheese! Hats are good!

I see that their ship totally let one.

Well, consider yourself conquered, I gotta be going.

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"Apparently his powers lie in choosing incompentent foes."

(shoe shine customer taps Prince's head) "Be healed!"

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Prince of hauling ass

Already,two Italian Brothers dodge barrels toss by a monkey,what do ya say?

Jez,you REALLY are scum!

I'm gonna mess you up!

AND,minch,minch,minch...

and,after Krankor's First Message to Earth:

"Krankor n o threat.Truman Capote sent to fight Krankor"

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