This is interesting...
I just got some information about "America's Dad" that people would find most peculiar. He apparently cheated on his wife with the nanny and got her pregnant, and the kid is either dead or abandoned in the foster system now. He's also a closet case in the local gay community in Minneapolis and apparently has a thing for very young twinks. No wonder he's been trying to get rid of laws protecting people from pedophiles. He's one of them!
Gee, it seems Cameltoe couldn't have come up with a more disgustingly appropriate running mate.