Who is this swamp monster exactly?

She is Princess Beatrice, daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson. She has an older sister named Princess Eugenie. Despite their royal titles, their day jobs are far more normal than what the "senior working royals" do. That, and they don't get all the perks the senior royals do, like living in Windsor Castle, or having bodyguards, a big budget to live on, etc. In fact, it was because of their stupid dad that Beatrice and Eugenie had to work normal jobs for a living instead of enjoying their family's wealth.

Beatrice is the shyer and sweeter of the two princesses, or so I've heard. She's not nearly as nasty as her sister Eugenie, who is jealous of Kate Middleton because she is a commoner with higher status than the blood-royal York Sisters, as some call them.

Beatrice, Dante's dream girl.

It shouldn't be trending. But it is. And does.