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Do You Think William Killed Her?

posted a year ago by parkerbot (10715)
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Let's try out some theories before we get sent to the Tower.

I think he was cheating on her with that Rose Hanbury chick.
She was cheating on him with that Thomas Kingston fellow.
William flew into a drunken rage, shot Kingston, beat Kate into a coma and then she died.

Person closest to the truth wins a month of no puns from samoanjoes or a long awkward hug from Kowalski.

Just goes to show that when you hire PR people, make sure they're good or this is what you get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-38GX2YQig

[–] parkerbot (10715) 9 months ago

I liked this headline from today:

Kate Middleton Sighting: Royal In Previously Unseen Photo

https://ca.yahoo.com/news/kate-middleton-sighting-royal-previously-165200751.html

The picture in the article is from April 28, 2023.

It's unrelated but here's a sighting of Winston Churchill:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/media/images/80484000/jpg/_80484028_80483686.jpg

[–] parkerbot (10715) 9 months ago

Wait for it..

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kate-middleton-reportedly-considering-balcony-112600796.html

As the traditional Trooping the Colour ceremony approaches, royal fans continue to speculate about whether or not the event might mark Kate Middleton's first public appearance since her stomach operation in January and, later, her cancer treatment. It is now being reported that the Princess of Wales may be "considering" appearing on the balcony during the event on June 15th.

If she's not wearing a hat, glasses and a Covid mask, I will be surprised.

[–] parkerbot (10715) 8 months ago

Get ready...

https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/14/kate-middleton-cancer-update-health-chemotherapy-palace/

Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Kate's treatments -- which included chemotherapy -- have gone well over the last 3 months. So well, in fact, that she and the Palace are planning for her to resurface in public ... possibly as soon as this weekend.

Hopefully she'll look better than this dude:

https://elargentinodiario.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/foxx.jpg

[–] parkerbot (10715) 8 months ago

She lives!

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cw882661dq2o

[–] Stratego (31075) 8 months ago

"If she's not wearing a hat, glasses and a Covid mask, I will be surprised."

So I assume you fell from your chair this afternoon?

[–] parkerbot (10715) 8 months ago

I did and I can't get up.

Footage from my bedroom today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwCtM6D4GOc

[–] Stratego (31075) 8 months ago

You're a very sexy lady. You should sign up for OnlyFans.

[–] parkerbot (10715) 8 months ago

I can't reach my phone.

SkipTheDishes me over a sandwich, I'm getting hungry.

[–] parkerbot (10715) 7 months ago

For posterity:

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/reports-prince-william-had-affair-172329382.html

https://www.businessinsider.com/prince-william-rose-hanbury-affair-mentions-removed-from-news-websites-2024-7

Reports that Prince William had an affair with Rose Hanbury have been quietly deleted from some news websites

...Reports speculating that Prince William had an affair with British noblewoman Sarah Rose Hanbury have been quietly deleted by UK media outlets, a Vulture investigation suggests.

A royal correspondent for Vulture, Ellie Hall, pieced together a timeline of the erasure or modifications of news stories that stretches from 2019, when the affair rumors first emerged, to March 2024.

The timeline lays out how several British publications published articles about connections between William, 42, and Hanbury, 40, that have since been taken down or substantially updated...