Tits


Biologically speaking, straight men love tits for a very obvious reason: because they provide us with nutrients as babies and because they will provide nutrients to our potential offspring

So we obsess over these appendages. We kill and we die for their sake. I have absolutely nothing profound to say about this phenomenon, I just want to state for the record that boobs are important only because they secrete milk and that's it

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You'd be wrong junior..

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You'd be wrong, junior...

You'd be wrong COMMMA junior dot dot dot

You typed out a four word response with TWO punctuation errors. Work harder on your writing abilities, buddy

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Adding the appropriate punctuation below:

(o)(o)

;-)

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And why do we obsess over the booty?

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Probably because it's an extension of the hips and this is also related to child-rearing

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Some people might say, it's leftover from when we were Apes there happy

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we werent monkeys...

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Yeah, we were chimps. Chimps =/= monkeys. Monkeys are smaller and have long tails, chimps are smarter and have muscles like corded steel

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haha do what? corded steel? thats a good one...

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he listens to Joe Rogan or watches him on youtube

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What? We were never chimps. They're a completely separate species. They don't even belong to the Homo genus. Master was closer with his comment, saying we were apes (still are apes technically).

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guess what? I knew that.

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The last thing I'm thinking about when I am sexually attracted to a woman is having a baby. You people will believe any nonsense at all you read if some other loons nod their heads like its true.

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It's not what you think about, it's subconscious ....

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I still disagree with that. That's what the equipment is there for, but there is a thing that psychologists/psychiatrists called sublimation - that is, the redirection of the sexual urge, and Maslow made it all about power. That is usually how evolution works, it takes a facility that is already there, in existence, and it flips it into a different context.

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I don't know but when I think of ass, a woman's ass, something comes outta me.

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Have you ever kissed a girl?

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no

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Thought so.

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k

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This might be the most idiotic post I've read in a long time. Clearly written by someone who longs to touch boobies, but isn't man enough to attract a female.

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^ This. This. A thousand times this.

Sexologists and sociologists largely agree that the breasts are a sex cue, even speculating that large breasts are particularly arousing because they somewhat mimic the buttocks, making face-to-face copulation an attractive alternative for the man (and woman!) when compared with mating from behind.

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That's a dumb theory

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Why?

When you look at human anatomy you see repetitive shapes all over the place ... at least in younger fertile men and women. There are shape that catch our eyes. The human brain is programmed to see faces in everything ... we could very well be programmed to see breasts of butts, or abstract forms that work on our subconscious brains.

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lol it's just a troll topic written by a child. Nothing more than that.

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You don't need to attract a female in order to touch "boobies" lol. You act like touching boobies is a great achievement. Any guy with $40 could touch a hooker's or a stripper's boobies

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I'm sorry you have to pay for it.

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I forgive you

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Tits also feel like bags of sand when you're touching it.

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Very true

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lmao. bag of sand? come on, man!!

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Movie reference...

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40yoV ;)

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wait. are you a virgin? HES A VIRGIN. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. LOOK! HES A VIRGIN.

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That movie was hilarious.

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i caught it on hbo this weekend and watched it again, lol

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I believe Jim Carrey in Liar Liar put it best: "Mama! soksoksoksoksoksoksok"

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Lol

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I’m all about admiring, kissing and fondling tits until it crosses a line.

And the way this poor actor gets treated, just because she has some, it’s hella creepy

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Agreed, Chad/king

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Love her tits she is beautiful

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I'm happy for you

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#metoo

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