I'm the second coming... - Jesus Christ Discussion

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Will the Raptors win tonight My Lord??

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Yes.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I will take your word for it.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

What movie will win best picture at next year's Oscars?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Um................Holy Bible: The Movie

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[–] db20db (17744) 6 years ago

Huh, this is exactly the claim that Charles Manson used to make to his followers.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

What movies should I watch this weekend?

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[–] NotoriousRio (12927) 4 years ago

What's your credit card details?

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[–] djangounlamed (1769) 4 years ago

Well we have actual evidence you exist.... And im sure you could find some first hand sources to support your claims. You are already 100000000000X more likely an actual prophet and valid than Jesus

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[–] andreaahr (2337) 4 years ago

What's up with this whole coronavirus thing? When will it end???

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

When we all pray.

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[–] christomacin (4730) 4 years ago

Jesús, will you be coming back again to edge my lawn?

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Of course!

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