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“Donald Trump is like the Emperor from Star Wars: he’s old, he’s evil, and he keeps coming back ...

posted 17 days ago by Satan2016 (25525)
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https://deadline.com/2024/11/jimmy-kimmel-reaction-2024-election-donald-trump-star-wars-1236169653/
Cold Open https://youtu.be/5JxELubSgJg

“Let me tell you, that was the worst Taco Tuesday of my whole life,” the Jimmy Kimmel Live host said at the top of his monologue Wednesday night, less than 24 hours after Donald Trump defeated Kamala Harris in the 2024 Presidential election. “We had the choice between a prosecutor and a criminal, and we chose the criminal to be President of the United States. More than half of this country voted for the criminal who is planning to pardon himself for his crimes.”

This is Trump’s third election. He won in 2016 and lost in 2020 to Joe Biden.

“Donald Trump is like the Emperor from Star Wars: he’s old, he’s evil, and he keeps coming back with no reasonable explanation whatsoever,” Kimmel quipped.

[–] BKB (9877) 17 days ago

“Donald Trump is like the Emperor from Star Wars: he’s old, he’s evil, and he keeps coming back with no reasonable explanation whatsoever,” Kimmel quipped."

With no reasonable explanation?? How about he's back to fix what this fucking Administration broke and turn America back around right down to putting an end to males crashing female sports along with sharing the locker room with them as well as their restrooms you liberal twit?? 🙄 And at least Trump doesn't look like the Emperor unlike Biden

[–] Satan2016 (25525) 17 days ago

Trump will be in the dementia ward in diapers by end of term.

[–] Destinata (3314) 17 days ago

But Democrats were making excuses for the guy who really needed to be in the dementia ward in diapers. To the end, Kamala kept saying Biden was totally up for the job of being President. If he were, she wouldn't have been running.

That's another reason she lost -- she and the other Dems kept saying he was doing great when everyone with a working brain could see he wasn't. We conservatives could see Biden was a shadow of his former self four years ago. The running joke was, "Who's really running this country? Everybody knows it isn't Biden and it sure isn't word-salad Kamala!"

I guess Dems believed their own lines about Donald Trump being past it until he wiped the floor with Biden. Then "He had a bad night" very quickly turned into Biden's stepping down.

As for "dementia ward" and "diapers," Trump was doing two or three events in a single day. Kamala wouldn't even go on Joe Rogan, but Trump did three hours on Rogan, then cut it "short" to go to a rally. The guy Kamala said was doing great calls lids at anywhere from 10am to 4pm. Don't tell us we're not seeing what we are seeing!

[–] Splinter88899 (91) 15 days ago

He dose those events 2 or 3 times a day. And yet his speeches are rambling non-sense. His Interviews are rambling non-sense. Its like watching a baby trying to talk. The dude is going be f%%cking 82 by the time its all over with. The guy got a good chance of dying before his term is up. Especially since he love those Cheese Burgers. If not that he be in a Wheel Chair. Biden might have been a senile old man. But Trump is also a Senile old man. But He can just stand up longer. Whippy Dippy Doo.

[–] Destinata (3314) 15 days ago

O, dude. We've had four years of Kamala's word salad and Biden's mumbling, slurring hash, and you're complaining about Trump? Hilarious that you guys think you can see dementia NOW when you couldn't see it with Biden and it was right in front of your faces. We could see Biden was past it when he ran his basement campaign to get in the last time. The joke was that they didn't want him to do anything but be a figurehead, so even though he had mush for brains, he was overqualified. There were other people pulling the puppet's strings and making decisions Biden never would have made for most of his years in the Senate.

Unfortunately, he had to do a debate, and he fell on his face. Trump ran rings around him. That's the difference between someone with their brains intact and someone who needs a nice long rest and a soothing vanilla ice cream cone. Give Biden that and some poor little girl to fondle, and he'll be one happy old fart.

[–] Pete314 (3000) 17 days ago

Funny. When people said the very same about Biden, the lefties answer was "He is sharp as a tack"...

[–] Destinata (3314) 15 days ago

And so energetic we can't keep up with him, according to KJP.

[–] BKB (9877) 17 days ago

The man is a machine and does multiple events in one day for a man who's 78 and certainly more energy than Biden at the same age. Our President Elect is also a WWE Hall of Famer and participated in a match at WrestleMania 23 in a Billionaire vs Billionaire Hair Match. Roll the footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVxVDDYwNvU

[–] prometheus1816 (1060) 16 days ago

Great when you're high on Adderall. Trymp's a drug addict. As such, he's a threat.

[–] Stratego (30490) 17 days ago

You are the most retarded marxist troll ever.🍆🍆🍆

[–] MiyagiDoMAGA (256) 17 days ago

"Trump will be in the dementia ward in diapers by end of term."

https://x.com/Cattman423/status/1854203045904863315

[–] Splinter88899 (91) 15 days ago

You do know hes 78 years old right.

[–] Destinata (3314) 15 days ago

Were you this concerned about Biden when he was running? Or were you one of the many who said he was "sharp as a tack"?

[–] Splinter88899 (91) 14 days ago

They forced him out of the race. Because he was too old. Your guy is still Senile and was around when the T-Rex walked the Earth. You think 78 is fucking Young or something. Obama was 47 years old when he became president. JFK was 43 year old. That Fucking Young for a President. 78 is not. Even Ronald Reagan was a decade younger than trump when he became President. And he was an actual Republican. Not a Fake one.

[–] Destinata (3314) 14 days ago

You didn't answer my question. Were you THIS concerned about Biden back when they kept telling us he was sharp as a tack and folks like KJP were saying they had a hard time keeping up with him? We kept hearing we were "ageist" for talking about what we were seeing and hearing. Suddenly you guys think Trump, who wiped the floor with Mr. Sharp As A Tack is "senile," a word you can't define any better than you can "fascist."

Being young isn't an automatic qualifier for being President, nor is being old.

JFK. Hmm. Other than the Bay of Pigs, the Cuban Missile Crisis -- which wouldn't have happened without the Bay of Pigs and his youth and inexperience -- and putting "advisors" into Vietnam, what was he known for other than getting shot? And please don't be dumb enough to say he inherited the plan for the Bay of Pigs. He was President for crying out loud. He had the power to say NO.

Ronald Reagan spent most of his life as a Democrat, just like Trump. Reagan was gung-ho for FDR.

But just to remind you what the question is, were you THIS concerned about Biden's age when he was running. If so, please point to the posts.

[–] itsbananas2024 (1733) 14 days ago

AGREEING with Destinata on this. Your words ring hollow when this obviously wasnt an issue for the 4yrs Biden was in office. And if you are saying you didnt know until this past summer, you are either NOT paying attention or your full of shit. Either way, you have no leg to stand on lecturing us about Trump being too old.

[–] MiyagiDoMAGA (256) 14 days ago

I do know he makes low IQ people seethe. Did you know that?

[–] WandererFromYs (2308) 17 days ago

That comment is more about the Emperor coming back in Rise of Skywalker than Trump. He’s stretching it to try and make the joke work.

Everyone knew Trump was going to run again as soon as he lost. It was the least surprising thing ever.

[–] Xcalat3 (3748) 17 days ago

"he’s evil, and he keeps coming back with no reasonable explanation whatsoever,”

There's a simple explanation, the American people did not like what the democrats were selling.

[–] Splinter88899 (91) 15 days ago

Americans are also pretty dumb.

[–] WandererFromYs (2308) 17 days ago

I’ll say the same thing about him that I said about Tony Hingecliff with the Puerto Rico garbage joke. He’s a comedian, and he’s he’s trying to be funny. Sometimes it just doesn’t land.

[–] Ripkens25 (2013) 17 days ago

His rants have very little to do with trying to be funny. If he were trying to entertain, he wouldn't say things on a daily basis that will offend 50% of his audience. What he does in his daily rants is based on his utter HATRED of Trump.....and his agenda to try and talk everyone else into hating Trump. He is an even worse asshole than Colbert.....and someone should dig up some clips of him from The Man Show being a homophobic, misogynist buffoon. He is a hypocrite and I'm sure guys like Adam Carolla regret ever working with him.

[–] WandererFromYs (2308) 15 days ago

My initial reaction was to defend a joke in the name of comedy. I all for people having the opportunity to try and make something funny, even if it doesn't always work, and even if its something that believe, because there is humor in the truth.

But after watching the full rant, I agree with you. He wasn't entertaining, he wasnt making light of the situation, and looking the humor in it. He was up there literally crying, and that star wars reference was the only thing even remotely resembling a joke in the entire rant. There was nothing funny about it.

[–] diezman (2097) 17 days ago

I'm not a big fan of Trump either but this shit is getting really fucking old.

[–] tsrts (396) 17 days ago

Seems like the late night show guys are all happy though.
Material for four years.

[–] CraigJamesReview (1715) 17 days ago

Late Night hosts should be jumping for joy. They were on their last legs but now Big Daddy Trump is back so they'll have something to talk about worth listening to.

[–] rateater (10008) 17 days ago

somehow trump has returned.

i happened to watch the end of revenge of the sith last nite.

and earlier in the morning made some ai on grok of trump as the emperor shooting lightning at kamala

[–] stevewyzard (1583) 17 days ago

People are STILL watching Jimmy Kimmel? That just sounds SO 20 years ago....