Biden to reporter “ MyButtsBeenWiped ” 😂 - Joe Biden Discussion

[–] whynotwriteme (7818) 4 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjdxM998VeU

Vital information here! Thanks for sharing, Joe!

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[–] ManToTrust (1663) 4 years ago

He could take a dump in a reporter's face and they'd still be like "teehee, oh you".

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[–] whynotwriteme (7818) 4 years ago

I bet they all line up for just that treatment every night. His handlers probably pick out a lucky winner from the reporters for Joe to poop on, like Mick Jagger's roadies selecting underage groupies in the 70s.

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[–] ManToTrust (1663) 4 years ago

Lol, you literally just described Kaitlan Collins' ideal Friday night from her dream beta
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins

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[–] whynotwriteme (7818) 4 years ago

LOL! Kaitlan Collins + Jen Psaki + Joe's excrement = 2 Girls, 1 Cup.

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[–] blue1981 (8203) 4 years ago

Just another Biden gaffe and I now ask when is he going to be forced to resign or face the 25th amendment? What's it going to take because this isn't a joke anymore.

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[–] whynotwriteme (7818) 4 years ago

I think he probably mistook the reporter for his personal attendant and assumed she was coming to clean him up.

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[–] trevorh321 (5495) 4 years ago

Kamala Harris as president is even scarier.

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[–] Bubbathegut (18253) 4 years ago

It is, but I suppose its better than a certified dementia patient with the launch codes.

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[–] RogueDemonHunter (2690) 4 years ago

I wouldn't worry about Biden and nuclear launch codes tbh. It's pretty clear he's not in control of anything.

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[–] JoWilli (21654) 4 years ago

not in control of much including his bowels...

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[–] RogueDemonHunter (2690) 4 years ago

I wonder what the salary is for being his butt wiper. Surely not enough.

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[–] JoWilli (21654) 4 years ago

would have to be in the 7 figures and blind with no sense of smell...

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[–] RogueDemonHunter (2690) 4 years ago

Considering that recent press conference Biden did with the bit of vomit? stuck to his face, they'll probably be in charge of face wiping too.

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[–] JoWilli2 (855) 3 years ago

oh yeah that was gross, now he has cough that wont go away and he looks terrible.

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[–] mcqueen (1150) 4 years ago

"My gut's been right"

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[–] whynotwriteme (7818) 4 years ago

So his constipation has improved? Must be the prunes.

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[–] JoWilli2 (855) 3 years ago

Poor Old Joe Busted Ass Long and Loud in front of Camilla Parker Bowles, possible future Queen of England.
posted 2 days ago by whynotwriteme (4243)
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https://nypost.com/2021/11/07/camilla-parker-bowles-keeps-talking-about-biden-fart-at-cop26/

nope, he emptied his bowels while talking to the Queen.

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[–] Bubbathegut (18253) 3 years ago

It has been reported that Brandon gets his butt wiped up to 10 times a day.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

If you listen carefully it sounds to me like he is actually saying "it must be what?" I don't think he is saying "my butt's been wiped".

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[–] whynotwriteme (7818) 4 years ago

Watch the video. When he starts speaking, his lips are not in the proper position to form an "I" sound. His lips are closed, to form an "M".

His vocal inflection does not indicate a question, either. He is making a statement, not asking "it must be what?". He's clearly telling the reporter that his anus has been sanitized.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I watched the video. It does not look or sound like he is saying my butts been wiped. There is background noise, but it sounds like "it must be what" or something like that. I did not hear the word butt or wiped so I think the people who are hearing it are imagining it because that is what they want to hear.

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[–] Quint (959) 4 years ago

Which part of "his lips are closed at the start" were the one which gave you the most problems understanding?

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[–] Bubbathegut (18253) 2 years ago

FJB

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[–] KinkyInk (1694) 4 years ago

The really sad thing about this is that, based on Biden's recent history, it's entirely plausible that's what he said.

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[–] whynotwriteme (7818) 4 years ago

Snopes cannot debunk this. They have it listed as "unproven". https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-biden-say-my-butts-been-wiped/

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[–] cyguration (3951) 4 years ago

This is a genuine video, but it's improbable that the president said "My butt's been wiped." While we can't definitively say what Biden said, neither can anyone else.

BWAHAHAHAHA..... this is what braindead Liberals voted for? THIS?!?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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[–] TimMC (9143) 4 years ago

Everything is fine.

Move along.

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[–] Oblivioid (1558) 4 years ago

I wonder if that was written down on one of his little cards that he's always reading from? Joe can't do anything without his flash cards, like a little child.

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[–] AckbartheHutt (1370) 4 years ago

Still the funniest thing ever.

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[–] Gary O. (1016) 4 years ago

Due to a hearing loss, I am very dependent on lip reading. It looks like that's what he's saying.

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