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His cause of death.


Doctors said his cause of death was drowning because he wasn't a good Schwimmer.

I will now proceed to the depths of hell for cracking a joke like this.

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Such comedic genius deserves to be followed by this:
Bada Bing!

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Is strange that someone with such publicly known drink/drugs issues would die in such a way thats allegedly not related to drink/drugs

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I heard he was plickleball for two hours and died of a heart attack in a hot tub.

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Why wouldn't you think drugs or alcohol weren't involved? Adults don't just drown in a hot tub for no reason.

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Matt had so many drug/drinking problems..he really needed a good Chandler to watch over him.

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Joke is solid. Timing may be off a little

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I'm still going to hell.

Honestly, the fact that he questioned why Keanu Reeves wasn't dead makes me not feel as bad about the joke.

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I completely forgot about that. Bad karma on his part. I just looked up his exact quote:

“Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?”

You’re completely right

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I'm not even sure what he was trying to say.

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I don't think he knew either. The substance abuse sadly fucked up his brain.

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LOL!! Ok, I laughed..

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"Doctors said his cause of death was drowning because he wasn't a good Schwimmer."

Schwimmer?! 🇩🇪​ ☺

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David Schwimmer.

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Ahhhhhh...now I understood it too. 😳​

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Could he BE any more dead?

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I've seen people say this a few times. I'm guessing it's a Friends reference.

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You're not watched Friends much, eh sir?

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Nope.

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Yeah, me too.

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Not gonna lie, that made me smile.

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Yeah, that meme has been going around since yesterday.

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