The penis mightier than the sword. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] parkerbot (10679) 3 days ago

This cat likes it:

https://image.lag.vn/upload/news/20/12/09/chu-meo-den-co-guong-mat-nhay-cam_TJLE.jpg

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 3 days ago

It's been through puberty.

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[–] parkerbot (10679) 3 days ago

You mean purrberty?

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 3 days ago

Stop.

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[–] parkerbot (10679) 2 days ago

https://i.imgflip.com/5u5vd6.jpg

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78505) 3 days ago

Hilarious as always.
Your puns never phallus.

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 3 days ago

I do know some other punsters and I have stiff competition.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78505) 3 days ago

I like you joes but I have stiff resistance to this pun, I am erecting a wall of defense, my lance is fully polished, I’m very busy loading my musket and you’ll find that my short sword is NOT very short!

Sorry, I ran out of gay stuff to say😑

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[–] [email protected] (6243) 3 days ago

Never thought a dick like you would EVER run out of gay stuff to say😂😂😂 Sorry, couldn’t resist

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78505) 2 days ago

😄👍

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 3 days ago

Why are you being so anal about this?

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39794) 3 days ago

Stop cocking around.

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 3 days ago

I'm going to rock around the cock tonight. Wait, that's not right.

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[–] KiwiJim (1762) 2 days ago

Speak for yourself.

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 2 days ago

Is there another version of the song I don't know about?

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[–] KiwiJim (1762) 3 days ago

Damn, my penis always running out when I have to dictate important information like this. Gives me the willies.

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 2 days ago

When my penis seems empty, I shake it and lick the tip to get it working again.

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[–] Daft_Munks (4836) 2 days ago

Your puns are A Dick tiv

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 2 days ago

My boss hates when I call him Dick. It bothers him because his name isn't Richard.

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[–] Daft_Munks (4836) 2 days ago

lol

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[–] BKB (11272) 2 days ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/abcnetwork-abc-holey-moley-holeymoley-PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 2 days ago

This one is not a samoanjoes original.

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[–] BKB (11272) 2 days ago

Kowalski thought of it 1st?

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[–] robocat893 (16248) 2 days ago

🤣

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[–] Kowalski (78914) 2 days ago

I ALMOST LAUGHED AT THIS ONE....WELL DONE.🫠

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[–] nyctc7 (44103) 2 days ago

Sean Connery made that mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zm7NR4-FFw

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[–] samoanjoes (58554) 2 days ago

I'm disappointed in my joke now.

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