If you could have a mythical creature as a pet, what would you choose? - General Discussion Discussion

[–] nyctc7 (44103) 4 days ago

Unicorn

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[–] Kowalski (78914) 3 days ago

UNICORNS...THE PERVERTS OF NATURE.

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) 3 days ago

Not as a pet, but as a friend: Dragon.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78505) 3 days ago

‘Yo dragon needs to floss, she got bad breath! That’s right, I went there sucka!’

*thats’s my bully voice, did it scare you?

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) 3 days ago

...Y-yes....

*cowers*

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78505) 3 days ago

I was just testing out my tough guy bully voice.

Apologies Amigo, I’m really quite a nerd tbh🤓

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) 3 days ago

I was playing around too! Thanks though!

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[–] Kowalski (78914) 3 days ago

HOT MERMAID WITH BIG BOOBIES.🧜🏻‍♀️

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) 3 days ago

Mermaid? As a PET?!?

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[–] Kowalski (78914) 3 days ago

YES...I WOULD PET HER OFTEN.🙂

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[–] aliensalmon (5855) 3 days ago

Oh, fine.

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[–] fourlemons (3577) 3 days ago

Parkerbot

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[–] Bloodshot77 (14230) 3 days ago

Thats a good one. Let's see....I think I would go with a Kobold. Small enough to be cute but intelligent enough to train to be a servant.

https://images.app.goo.gl/jdy61rbEkU6QTx7C7

Signed, million man.

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[–] thesamoanjoke (15612) 3 days ago

I had never heard of a Kobold before....thats a pretty cute creature

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[–] Bloodshot77 (14230) 3 days ago

Im full of useless information like that
👍

Signed, million man.

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[–] mikethemartian (6992) a day ago

I remember those from my days of playing Dungeons & Dragons.

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[–] sslssg (35143) 3 days ago

Probably a sphynx.

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[–] FredBurroughs (22266) 3 days ago

Maybe a Pikachu?

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[–] AndyKing1967 (39801) 3 days ago

I would get one for my daughter.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (13141) 3 days ago

A fairy might be fun. And I wouldn't mind having a satyr friend in the forest.

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[–] SemiAnimus (3245) 3 days ago

Would your answer be the same if you couldn't have sex with said satyr?

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (13141) 3 days ago

Why do you think Kowalski wants a mermaid? But nah, satyrs are goat from the waist down! 🤣It's a Greek thing.

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