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I f**ked up even worse bros…

posted 12 days ago by Hectiche (122)
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Today was…chaotic.

Long story short, this morning me and my mom were gonna deliver a birthday cake to my real dad, stepdad got mad at us feeling unappreciated because of it. When we came back a bunch of our stuff was missing and he took away the bathroom door. I asked him where my spinning chair and bike was, he refuses to tell me I got mad. Later on he gave us money so we could leave for the night, I told my mom I forgot something, then I went in there and punched him in the face….then he chased me and I ran.

[–] Hectiche (122) 12 days ago

The only reason I f**ked up is because now me and my family might have nowhere else to stay.

[–] robocat893 (16251) 12 days ago

I've got a feeling that you just made this up.

[–] Hectiche (122) 12 days ago

No, I’m being dead serious right now

[–] samoanjoes (58580) 12 days ago

Okay everyone, what is your first impression of this story?

[–] FredBurroughs (22283) 12 days ago

A worthy entry in the Tall Tales from MovieChat anthology series.

[–] samoanjoes (58580) 12 days ago

His story makes it sound like he's 16.

[–] BeaSouth (3561) 12 days ago

Guy sounds like he’s tryin to mimic a Theo Von podcast bit

[–] samoanjoes (58580) 12 days ago

I only know him from his stand-up.

[–] AndyKing1967 (39835) 12 days ago

If this story were a country, which country would it be?

[–] Bloodshot77 (14240) 12 days ago

Dumbfuckistan

Signed, million man.

[–] samoanjoes (58580) 12 days ago

Hecticheland.

[–] KiwiJim (1773) 12 days ago

Oman

[–] FredBurroughs (22283) 12 days ago

1. He's not technically chasing you if that comes before you start running.

2. Did anyone use the bathroom after he took the door off?

[–] BKB (11291) 12 days ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/seinfeld-ok-sarcastic-jFJW3hOGQgTUk

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (13144) 12 days ago

Why would he take the bathroom door?

[–] KiwiJim (1773) 12 days ago

.. from what it sounds like is his house. Yeah I was wondering the same thing.

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (13144) 12 days ago

The poor guy is just doing home renovation and his wife's crazy kid won't leave him alone.

[–] Hectiche (122) 11 days ago

I don’t even know. All this started after I wanted to give my actual dad a birthday cake. Then he started drinking and acting crazy.

[–] Kowalski (79051) 11 days ago

WE KNOW WHTA YOU DID TO THAT CAKE....FOR SHAME.🍆💦🎂

[–] 123Guy (7838) 12 days ago

Advice

Stop being a fuckup

[–] AndyKing1967 (39835) 12 days ago

If this story were a country, which country would it be?

[–] FredBurroughs (22283) 12 days ago

Lower Slobbovia

[–] parkerbot (10715) 11 days ago

Makebelieveistan?

[–] AndyKing1967 (39835) 11 days ago

Oh Jasonia.