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A pompous alien lands in your yard


A pompous alien lands in your yard and starts bragging about how advanced his planet's culture is. You tell him that we've done some great things here, too, and he just laughs at you. You decide to immerse him in a bit of our world's culture to prove him wrong. How do you do it?

1.The one food you give him to eat:
And while he eats:
2.The two songs you play in the background:
3.The material you give him to wear:

In other words, what's the best of our world's best? (Note: These might not all be your personal favorite things, but the things he's most likely to perceive as impressive.)

Me:
1. Filet mignon Oscar
2. Ode to Joy from Beethoven's 9th symphony and Led Zeppelin Kashmir
3. Velvet

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1. Steak cooked a bit pink and I'd tell him about how I believe God created him, myself, and everything in existence. And that he sent his son Jesus to die a horrible death on a cross so all sins both human and alien could be forgiven.
2. Too small a Price and I'll never let go of your hand by Don Francisco.
3. I'm not even sure what material my clothes are made of so I can't answer that.

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I’d tell it to get off my lawn and don’t trample the garden beds on its way out.

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😂 Hopefully aliens listen better than squirrels when it comes to garden beds.

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I’ve got the triple threat of squirrels, chipmunks and cottontails here. They’ll make a mess of your beds if you don’t have a mean little yappy dog and a pepper mixture spray!

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