A pompous alien lands in your yard

I find no benefit or upside to humankind or myself in having a pompous alien (or any extraterrestrial, for that matter) lingering in my yard.
As such, my priority would be compel the visitor’s departure.

To that end, I would go for:
1. The cinnamon challenge.
2. Bagpipe renditions of both The Macarena and Who Let the Dogs Out.
3. Ass-less chaps.

I wish the creature Godspeed on his journey back across the desolate sprawl of space.


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1. Rat poison.
2. It Only Hurts for a Little While by the Ames Brothers and Hello, Goodbye by the Beatles.
3. A straight jacket.

Once he's dead, I'd steal his UFO, give it to Elon and we'd develop our own UFOs to defend Earth.

I saw Independence Day.

#humans4eva

Given that alien has a technology advanced far enough to travel faster than light, I'd say you can't impress them with pieces of dead animals to eat, analog music and clothes made from plants.

Aside of that, "our worlds best" is a highly subjective question.
I'd prefer an XXL schnitzel over a filet mignon anytime.
In music even within my own taste "the best" keeps changing, currently it's "Canon Rock" and on that one (like always) I have a specific cover version I like best, in this case one that the critics don't like because it lacks a "personal touch", but I like this version because it's technically absolutely perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZgiNnGB8m4
In clothes for me not the most fragile and hardest to keep clean stuff would be the best, but the most practical stuff would be, i.e. jeans.

Something like this

https://youtu.be/JyYmrVh8Dg8?

Signed, million man.

Alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol.

I'd smoke a bowl with the alien.

Maybe then it would lighten up and not be so pompous.

1. Hawaiian pizza
2. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and a random K-pop song
3. Red stilettos

1. Chicken curry
2. Bartok's "Concerto for Orchestra" and Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Throw in Bowie's "Panic in Detroit".
3. Cotton