https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jaden-smith-house-hat-grammys_n_679ff9fae4b052190145480a
WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK?π€
Actually, itβs a castle (Fashionista Andy).
shareMust've picked it up from Turban Outfitters.
shareYeah, it's called house-heading. I see it around here sometimes. A few months ago I was in Walmart and saw a guy walking around with a trailer on his head and figured it was just a "people of Walmart" type thing, but then I was in the grocery store the other day and saw this woman walking around with a split level on her head. You do need to watch where you're going when you wear them, though. She knocked over several jars of pickles.
shareSomeone has been using the extra extra strength cough medicine.
shareYou know, I don't think anyone has considered the fact that he was just trying to prevent awards show boredom. If he got tired of waiting for hours for the show to be over, he could just turn the castle around and immerse himself in it and pretend he was a knight in shining armor. Or if his dad ran up on stage again and slapped someone he could turn it around to hide his identity.
shareYou know how I avoided awards show boredom - I didn't even watch it.
I didn't even know it was on until this morning.
And that's without extra extra strength cough medicine.
Oh, I didn't watch it either. I looked at the list of nominees and didn't know any of the songs.
But it's not a terrible idea. Say you were invited somewhere you really didn't feel like going, like maybe a dinner party for your boss or something. If you wore a house on your head you could turn it around and escape into it anytime you wanted. What kind of dwelling do you think you would put on your head?
There's only one option:
https://static.turbosquid.com/Preview/2015/04/22__08_21_01/igloo_001.jpg58f717d5-f096-4c0b-8108-6ec08d7206bcLarge.jpg
Now that's a perfect head dwelling. The rounded shape would cradle your head nicely. Would yours actually be made out of snow, though, or something synthetic? You wouldn't want your hiding place to melt halfway through the social gathering. Then you would just look ridiculous.
I'm still trying to decide what would be best for me. Not stucco for sure! I am short and small of frame and if I put something that heavy on my head I'd fall right over!
You will have to do some strength training to support it but it will be worth it:
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmwzkjc2x1za31.jpg&rdt=61871
I wish I could have those cacti attached to it, too.
I'm thinking I might actually like a hobbit house. They're so cozy and rounded and don't look very heavy. Of course I'd want synthetic grass growing on top of it. I wouldn't want bugs in my hair.
Would your doorbell only permit one ring?
Yes, I am patting myself on the back for that one.
Yes, my house would only permit one ring and it would be precious.
shareYeah but if I was at the party you wouldn't be bored and you wouldn't need your igloo hat. We only need our head dwellings for events we want to escape from.
shareI would need my igloo hat to help me spin, as evidenced by the last party I attended:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5dBwXtSlZk
Too much floor to noggin' friction - igloo hat would have saved the day.
fourlemons: I though that velour headband of yours would have been sufficient.
parkerbot: Turns out it wasn't.
I don't mind writing the material for both us while you're out of commission but don't expect me to share any of the ad revenue we get.
Now just hold your horses mister.
It actually took me awhile to recover from that video. All this time I thought I had been playing with someone suave and debonair.
It did get me to thinking, though, that some people truly would look better with buildings on their heads.
Plain and simple, it looks stupid
shareThis comes from a healthy, well-balanced upbringing.
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Lights on but nobody's home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PME0qLZEHgU
What if ALI comes home wearing something like this Kowalski?? You good with it?? π€
shareI'd rather turn up with that on my head than with what Kanye's missus had on her body! π«¨
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