Do pro wrestling fans represent the nadir of the human gene pool?
It's unfathomable that any semi-intelligent American adult could watch this stuff and actually believe it's legitimate competition. I give kids a pass, but failing to notice the blatant contrivances of wrestling by adulthood would require retard-level IQ (sub 70).
Beyond the obviously fake in-ring action, it's particularly cringeworthy when you read online posts from people who think the absurd, over-the-top storylines are actually legitimate. For example, a bunch of dumb hicks believe that wrestler "Bret 'The Hitman' Hart" died after falling from the rafters of an arena some 30 years ago. Even when the guy made a big return to the WWF 15 years ago to wrestle the disgusting "Vince McMahon" at "WrestleMania", these dumbasses still didn't manage to snap out of the belief that he had died. Then again, there was a wrestler called "The Undertaker" whom fans actually thought was a reanimated dead mortician.
Rant over.