Confession time: I was asked to leave a shopping mall for loitering too much.

CLAIRES CAN BE REAL DICKS.

How long were you there? Jesus. I was told by a security lady to put my hood down on my hoodie. I thought it was a weird thing to ask of me.

Signed, million man.

How old were you at the time?

You were a fool to tell them that. C'mon, there are better cover stories you could have invented.

Confession time: I was asked to leave a shopping mall for loitering too much.
posted 8 hours ago by aliensalmon (5764)
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Okay, I've decided to spice up the forum with a confession of something I did more than a decade ago.

I was basically asked to leave a shopping mall because I was staying too long at one place. I told them my reason for staying at the mall was to check out women. They said that was creepy and said this was not a bar. They took my picture and then escorted me out of the mall.

I'll just say I've learned my lesson since then and I don't do that anymore."

Anything more than say 30-45 Minutes and I'd be looking at you like this thinking you're scoping out the store for women for this reason:

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Don't feel too bad. Mr. fourlemons and I were kicked out of a botanical garden parking lot by a policeman one night in college. We had gone there for a little privacy and weren't disturbing a soul. If my college roommate had EVER left the dorm room we wouldn't have had to do that.

This happened to me to when I was younger.

I guess spending more than 45 minutes at the back of Victoria secret changing rooms with a Polaroid is frowned upon in some malls.

Did you buy anything while you were at the mall?