Do you think that Chewbacca has a human like dick or is it one of those red rocket things that dogs have?
George Lucas refuses to answer my emails.
shareIt's an Ewok
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You should show your daughter the Star Wars Holiday Special if it even exists
shareIt’s available on YouTube in my region and it’s extremely tedious.
I actually watched the thing and damn is it terribly stupid!
I say skip it.
We watched all the StarWars stuff a few years ago (I didn’t bother with the Holiday Special).
shareGeorge Lucas returned my 15th email because he was tired of me.
It’s the lipstick looking dog dick for Chewie.
I have heard disturbing rumors that he can lick it.
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I did some research for you and this is what I found.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUjZ1AmaufL2840YFfpUiD3oB75OSdmaXyjw&s
This was very funny!
shareAre you sure that isn’t just Mr, Snuffleuppleguss’ trunk?
shareJust use your imagination. Chances are, he's like a cat and has it hidden up inside him when he's not using it. That would be very helpful in combat for a warrior race like the Wookies.
shareThere’s no guarantee that he has one at all 😳
shareIt's true, he's an alien. For all we know, his species might reproduce using something like just touching skin-to-skin, or they have a very different body part than what we'd think they would use, or they might even spawn in lakes like frogs and fish. There's no way to know for sure. Even the Wookiepedia isn't entirely reliable on the subject, no thanks to all the changes and edits made.
However, I've noticed that many aliens from Lucas's galaxy have traits similar to humans, so it's very possible that Wookies have babies the same way we do. Our only clue is that in the Han Solo Trilogy books, he was briefly adopted and raised by a female Wookie as a kid, revealing that Wookies invest a lot of time and care into raising their young, similar to humans.
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