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Pears are just bland, deformed apples


Now you know.

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Palm trees are just inedible skinny pineapples.

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LOL

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I admit it is very hard to find a good pear. I have bought them and been disappointed time after time. But when you find that needle in a haystack pear that is ripe and juicy to the point of liquid running down your chin and bursting with pear flavor, you would know they are no apple.

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Good observation, the riper the better!
Canned pears in juice are very good too.

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Good observation, the riper the better!
Canned pears are pretty good too.

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Asparagus is just a wee wanna-be tree that makes your pee smell awful.

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It does give you an excuse to yell down the hall to your spouse "Guess what?? My pee smells like asparagus!!" though. 🤣

That happens in my house anyway. 😁

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I love Asparagus despite the gross side effect.

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Same!!

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How have you been? I noticed you were gone a few days.

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Good, thanks for asking.
Been a bit busy is all.

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I hope you weren't partaking in any listening of the KISS.

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3 O’Clock behind Shop Class you dweeb. No blades and no friends😠

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I missed you, too. Glad to see you back. 😊❤

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Sweet😄👍

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That's the exact reason you're never supposed to eat if you're sexually active. Women will do this 🤢🤮 I'm sure guys too. 🤣🤣🤣

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Humans are just bland, deformed chimpanzees.

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lol

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I am now seeing that this may have been a game and I was playing it wrong.

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The OP is incredibly anal and he's serious. But this is a great thread. He may be right but I'll take a pear over an apple any day. They're less sweet but much more flavorful than apples.

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Well, regardless of what this thread is about, if you can find a good juicy pear it's quite delicious.

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Apples are boring, pears are much tastier.

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^ ^ ^
This

*EDIT: I just got that annoying message which won't let me post. I'll wait a minute but this posting limit seriously needs to go.

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You only need to wait 10 seconds. Too long of a wait ?

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Yes. It's unnecessary and every other forum survives without it. And if it's only 10 seconds, what's the point?

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It’s to stop flooding.

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It doesn't stop you.

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I’m unstoppable.

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🥳🥳🥳

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I agree

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Pears are tasty where I live.

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Same here.

And then there's this:

https://thefirstpour.com/cdn/shop/products/MassenezPoireWilliamPrisonerPearinbottle_1000x1500.png?v=1600420432

It's a fruit brandy made with Williams pears. They grow the pear inside the bottle.

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Limes are just wrongly colored lemons.
Oranges are just smaller versions of grapefruit.

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