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Unpopular opinions: Cheese is better than sex


There are hundreds of types of cheese (so far).

A real thick Blue Cheese is amazing and can be stored again and can last years.

And what about White Cheese? Has anybody actually experienced White Cheese?

There are so many types of various cheese's.

It would be easy to laugh at me, but you just can't walk into a grocery store and experience all the various cheese's.

Cheese is underrated...

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People who only listen to popular music are the type of people who go through life who like things because everyone else does.

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My morning cheese often leads to sex.

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No, just no.
You must be doing it wrong. There's web sites with info on improving.

Only thing close to sex is MORE sex, or sky diving.

There are hundreds of types of sex, and with the right person, it can last for years, even decades or a life time.

There are so many types of various sex.

You can just walk into a grocery store hidden back room or bathroom and experience various sex action.

But cheese is good too.

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I'm glad you like sex.

QUESTION: Have you ever gargled salt water and 30 minutes later ate a real block of cheese?

I don't know about the angles and such. But I'll argue, it all ends the same.

And the varieties of cheese out there will blow your mind.

Are you sure you're not eating sliced Kraft cheese and judging me in a public forum?

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I'm no cheese aficionado at all, but I do pick up random samplers and enjoy the varity immensely. Gouda is a personal fave. And asiago. STILL no where near as good a sex.

I also enjoy kraft slices as well.

The world's an oyster

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You know what. That was mean.

I'm sorry about that.

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT...THAT GUY IS STILL WAITING TO TRY THE WHOLE SEX THING OUT.

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I used to love cheese. Now I can't stand it.

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Melted cheese is one of the best things that this planet has to offer. Whether or not I want it more than sex depends on many variables.

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Well, only a woman would say cheese is better than sex.🤣

But what's "White Cheese"? That sounds too generic.

Have you tried Greek feta cheese? A Greek salad with cucumber, tomato and feta, in olive and lemon juice, is splendid!

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