Things that happen often in fiction that just "piss you off".
There are countless things but I'm gonna go with the one that inspired this post.
I'm watching this show right now & it's a mystery-ish show. The main character is about to learn something, they get interrupted & she doesn't even follow up.
Happens a second time with a different character. Someone walks in & they just stop the conversation.
It's important information, you can literally continue the fucking conversation. It's not top secret stuff.
That happens A LOT in so many shows & movies & it annoys the shit outta me! π
I know it's just something to drag the hell outta the story but it just infuriates me how often it happens.
I get tired of the one where the guy gets tricked into an awkward situation where he looks like he's cheating on his girlfriend (but he actually isn't), she gets the wrong idea and runs off, refusing to listen to his explanation and immediately assuming the same guy she's been dating for ages is now a slime, when he has shown countless times that he isn't. It gets even worse when she's throwing his stuff out of their apartment, and she won't listen to him at all when he begs to explain things to her. Bonus points if it's a female lead character that's been mentally stable and mostly likeable up until that point in the show.
I've done that in real life (not that situation specifically) but about misunderstandings. Like where someone misunderstands or has come to the wrong conclusion and I CHOSE not to correct them -- because I was thinking that's how it happens in films/TV, so let me see how this all plays out. Will everything resolve in the end? --;
Welp, it ends badly because the other person doesn't know the truth and is willing to tell "their" truth to whomever, time goes by and nothing ever resolves and those relationships decline or are whipped out.
One way that trope above I mentioned can redeem itself is if the guy can corner the girl and force her to listen to him and explain the whole story; or if a friend the girl trusts tells her what actually happened, and then she realizes what an idiot she was and goes to the guy to beg for forgiveness. It gets particularly entertaining if the poor guy was tricked by an evil character, and the girlfriend beats the shit out of the evil character for trying to break her and her boyfriend up ;)
Well, you can at least write a letter, calmly explaining what happened. No guarantees the issue will be resolved, but at least you clarified with the truth of whatever actually happened.
It sounds like you watch a lot of "romantic comedies." Most of them have the same formula: they meet, fall in love, then there's a conflict (usually from a misunderstanding like you described), then it gets straightened out, the end.
They're kind of stuck with that formula because there needs to be a conflict to make the story somewhat interesting, and they like the misunderstanding-based conflict because it doesn't make the guy unlikable like if he were legitimately cheating on her. In my mind it makes the woman unlikable, due to her propensity to jump to conclusions and her refusal to listen to reason, but apparently most people who actually like that genre don't see a problem with such behavior from a woman, and are happy when they get back together at the end. I'd rather see the guy tell her to go pound sand. But I don't like that genre so I'm not part of the target audience to begin with.
Or when a character falls & can't fucking stand up. I'm not talking about injured characters, no, I mean when a character literally falls to the ground, uninjured & they're basically helpless for some reason.
It's dumber if they're a normal, mortal human being, in a show that's not known for supernatural or cartoon physics, and they can fall 2-3 stories from up above into a dumpster full of who knows what, and can climb up and get out without any pain or sign of injury whatsoever.
I even watched a Mythbusters episode about this. Unless you're Superman, a living being that can't get hurt easily, or the dumpster was full of upholstery foam; you're gonna be in big trouble landing in there.
Related horror trope: character stands there, screaming at the top of their lungs when they see the monster, and they just stand there, screaming until the creature comes over and kills them, shutting them up permanently. Dumbest thing I've ever seen.
In real life, when someone sees something terrifying, 9x out of 10 they go silent and hide or stay really still, hoping the scary thing won't notice them. People only scream out of terror if they are surprised by something truly horrifying and the resulting scream happens as a reflex.
Gee, that's even worse than the unhappy endings many of them have. Often the only smart character that survives is the main one, while everyone else dies. I mean, people can be dumb, both in real life and in the movies, but it's really over-the-top in horror films.
Dumb characters are better in comedies, be honest.
That only works if she's an interesting character, like in the movie "Milk Money." It doesn't work if she's just a throwaway character, and most real hookers don't give a shit about anyone, not even themselves.
- The clanking and clacking sound effects they add when someone picks up a gun
- Adding the clicking sound of a thumb safety being engaged/disengaged when the gun has no thumb safety (such as a revolver)
- Someone holding someone else at gun-point without the hammer being cocked (applies to, e.g., single-action revolvers and automatics, and most often happens with the latter)
- Someone manually cycling the action when there's already a round in the chamber
- Firing full-autos for long periods of time without reloading (a typical 30-round magazine in a full-auto with a typical cyclic rate of say, 800 rounds per minute, is empty after about 2 seconds of sustained fire).
- Silencers on ordinary revolvers (much of the silencer's effectiveness is negated by the barrel-to-cylinder gap from which gases escape with little restriction, bypassing the silencer altogether).
- Actors who have no clue how to hold a pistol, like in this hilarious screen shot from The Walking Dead - https://i.imgur.com/1zeauIO.png - and in this one from Ash vs Evil Dead, where the chick is doing the exact same thing as the equally inept Walking Dead chick - https://i.imgur.com/oNByPUC.png
- CGI being used to make it look like a gun is being fired instead of using actual blanks. The older cheapskate counterpart of such horseshit is sticking a pyrotechnic of some sort in the barrel of the gun, which doesn't look like true muzzle flash at all, and doesn't cause the action of an automatic to cycle.
- Anachronistic guns, such as an M1911A1 in a WWI movie, or a Colt SAA in a US Civil War movie.
- Blanks are better than CGI, but live rounds are better than blanks, because they produce the correct amount of recoil. As far as I know, only one major movie ever used live rounds for the shooting scenes. From an industry with budgets in the hundreds of millions of dollars, and which routinely puts massive, real explosions on screen, there's no excuse for them not being able to figure out how to safely fire live rounds on camera, especially when countless YouTubers with budgets that are effectively zero dollars in comparison to a Hollywood movie budget, fire live rounds on camera all the time without issue.
The same could be said about novel-to-movie adaptation, with many becoming disappointed with the movie's lack of depth compared to the novel, which provides more information, details on the characters, settings etc. I remember reading Blatty's masterpiece The Exorcist and then watching again the horror classic: I was disappointed with the very short interaction between the two priests in the end, which was very engaging and deep in the literary version.
when somebody's stabbed (often in the stomach), and they just fall like a sack of potatoes, and die without making a sound. I get that in certain genres death is often unrealistic, but come on, at least make the character sound like they're in pain or something... a stab wound like that would hurt like a bitch, but definitely wouldn't kill you right away.