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If Moviechat was Shawshank prison…


… who would be ‘The Sisters’?

So far I’ve got:

filmflaneur (Bogs)
Skavau (was Head Sister and founder until he ran away from the site in humiliation)
Kowalski
Keelai
Bloodshot
mrbnk
BourbonKing
CarterBlunt
HellFire
cattntaw
KiwiJim
moviechatterer
WhoToTrust
StoneKeeper
TrentnQuarantino
robocat893
TheArgentinian
db20db
AnthonySocksss
Ranb
Jriley555
ShogunofYonkers
Jbran

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The Sisters have now recruited a new bitch - Ranb!

Regular uses will recognise this rampant little queer as the TDS sufferer in chief, cry-posting multiple times a day on the Trump board 🤣

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You're a real funny guy! Wanna grab a drink sometime?

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I know you predatory homosexuals love to take down a straight guy if you can but you’ll have no luck here. Come on, don’t you have enough fellow Sisters to play sponge to your stone, StoneKeeper?

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Some of them had a rough upbringing. It seems that they can't help themselves.

[–] Kowalski (78447) 2 hours ago
AT ONE TIME MY FATHER LITERALLY BEAT THE HABIT OUT OF ME....I WILL SAY....I FIND IT FAIRLY CUTE WHEN CERTAIN WOMEN DO IT THOUGH.🤡


Not that it should stop you or anything.

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Whoa, whoa!!! I said grab a drink, not a dick.


Unless you… Nah, never mind.



Unless… no, never mind. Never mind.



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OK groomer 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Mais qu’est-ce qu’un groomer?

Quelqu’un qui aime les mariages?

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Ah, a flamboyant French faggot much like ‘filmflaneur’.

Jriley555 has just signed up and needs breaking in, you needed a sponge to your stone, here he is! 👇🏻

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This entire thread flows out of the resentment Melt-on holds that never once, not once, in his miserable largely anti-social life has a gay man ever shown him the slightest interest. Much less a comely chic-a-dee. He doth protesteth too muchteth.

In my prime, they were on me like I was a big piece of honey. I had to beat them off with a stick.

No wait...

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Alright, alright, I’ve added you to the list. So many new sign-ups.

Stonekeeper, this self-described piece of ‘honey’ needs breaking in, he’s surely the fresh sponge you’ve been looking for 👆🏻

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Bullshit. I'm a charter member. You can't even keep track of your own shit list.

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Whoah, easy there Sister! I didn’t know you were so PROUD to be on the list.

You must have gotten lost in the chaos when Skavau ran away and you were all running around like headless chickens.

You’re on the list now and Stonekeeper will be with you shortly to break you in…

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This is Meltdown, in full blown, homosexual panic! 😆 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n6_wQs03ys

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Hehe, I’m not going to click on your gay link but wanted to ask you something. Robocat893 described you as ‘a retard who is obsessed with anal sex’. I think he’s right, what do you think?

Source: https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/66bff21be2b59409e700e862/If-Moviechat-was-Shawshank-prison?reply=678f3bf2367ceb6a8f4ca622

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What? You don't have the guts to respond to me? Is it because you were warned I was, "Scrappy-Doo?" 😁

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We are both likely on his ignore list.
I don’t get responses either. No loss.

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That guy has got to be the most homophobic lunatic I've ever encountered. He's incapable of even joking about it.

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It’s boring and stupid at this point.

There’s no punchline and the whole premise is very 7th grade level humor.



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The punchline is… you’re on the list!

You can share a bunk with your boyfriend db20db (which stands for dickblower20dickblower), have fun Sisters! 💦

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That makes much more sense for him than a decibel reference. Thanks for clearing that up.

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What is a ‘decibel reference?’

You seem smart, please do a workshop on this term👍

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That's nice of you to say, but I'll try.

Dictionary
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
dec·i·bel
/ˈdesəb(ə)l,ˈdesəˌbel/
noun
a unit used to measure the intensity of a sound or the power level of an electrical signal by comparing it with a given level on a logarithmic scale.

The decibel (symbol: dB) is a relative unit of measurement equal to one tenth of a bel (B). It expresses the ratio of two values of a power or root-power.

db20db is loud and obnoxious in a Scrappy-Doo sort of way, or the equivalent in text because this is a text based forum. That's where decibel came in. But what Melton said makes more sense.

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db20db is a colour code for vivid magenta (Useless Information Andy).

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Damn, wrong again.

Thanks Andy.

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I’m more worried that I actually knew that, lol.

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After seeing that picture of your bathtub the other day, I'm even more convinced that you are the kind of guy who knows a lot of cool random shit and would be fun to have a few drinks with, just to laugh and make sense of all the references.

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Very nice of you to say. Having spent as much time as I have in the pub with my mates, I’ve picked up all kinds of random crap over the years, lol.

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I used to be pretty damn good at the game, Trivial Pursuit. 😁 And then there's Jeopardy.

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Still not clear but thanks for the response buddy👍

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Yeah, it's deliberately convoluted. It's a tactic full-of-themselves, deceitful people like to use.

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Yup, weak.
This entire thread is weird.

Meltdown and Semianus are likely the same boring fellow. Nothing to contribute in terms of entertainment or amusing banter, just bile and chronic masturbation👎

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It is. It began with the premise of homosexual rape in prison. I've got to admit, I did my part in feeding the troll but sometimes I just can't resist fucking with creeps like that.

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That came from nowhere but thanks for clarifying where we stand.

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Aww, you can’t ignore me after all.
Thanks for that😄

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What are you talking about?

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Your op silly.

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You’ve been listed in the OP 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Thanks for thinking of me🤩

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Many new Sisters kick and scream when they’re added to the list, but you’ve really embraced Sisterhood from the off and hit the ground running. Well done. Head Sister Flimflam will be very proud of his latest recruit.

What kind of chat-up lines are you going to use on other Sisters in the hopes of getting them into bed?

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Watch any good shows or movies lately?

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Don't waste your time trying to joke or be civil with this one. He's a real pos, 100% troll, on the level of Deliciousfeet.

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Good point.

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The best option to deal with this guy is to completely ignore him and this thread. Trolls thrive on attention and as soon as the food supply is cut off it will wither away. Kind of like pouring salt on a slug. So stop bumping this thread and it will get buried into oblivion. (I know I just bumped the thread myself)



Signed, million man.

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Hey Bloodslot, quit gunning for a threesome with BlowgunofPlonkers and dickblower20dickblower, ya slut.

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Shogun is drunk in his garage cleaning out his guns again. He'll come to soon enough.

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I'm right here silly.
I guess I'm always in your thoughts, that's nice.

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Nice variation on the rent free line that doesn't seem as popular these days.

Where is this hostility suddenly coming from, anyway?

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You're always in my thoughts, big guy. The other guy i wouldn't waste my piss on if he was on fire.

Signed, million man.

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Yeah, a troll or an illiterate dope👍

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Ok, friend.

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What would I be?

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A butt-plug?

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Sure looks to me like it's you that's anal obsessed. 😏

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It would look that way to you if Robocat893 is correct - he described you as ‘a retard who is obsessed with anal sex’. I think he’s right, what do you think?

Source: https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/66bff21be2b59409e700e862/If-Moviechat-was-Shawshank-prison?reply=678f3bf2367ceb6a8f4ca622

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Just more evidence of what an obsessed nutcase you are, else why would you repeat yourself like this? He's much like you and ended on your stupid list well before I did. 🙄

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You dodged the question again. Robocat893 described you as ‘a retard who is obsessed with anal sex’. I think he’s right, what do you think?

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All the nice humane people are on that list.

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Just dont expect much sincerity.

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The latest slut to join the Sisters is… Jbran 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

This spicy bitch was hating on Donald Trump for saving the lives of 3 hostages, he’ll fit right in here.

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