🏊🏾DO YOU SWIM?
I CAN BUT DON'T VERY OFTEN...SOAKING IN WATER JUST ISN'T FOR ME.
shareI didn’t learn until I turned 50 - I’m not very good.
shareThat's a weird comment for someone who's 45.
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shareI'm saying you're only 45 years old.
shareIt would be nice if I was, but I’m not.
shareI still don’t get it 🤷♂️
shareIs it Stargate?
shareI don’t get the 45 part.
shareThe number doesn't matter other than me just saying I don't believe you were 50 at one point.
shareI’m still lost.
shareWhat are you doing here, your Toffees are playing.
shareAnd winning!
shareNow 2-0! Blimey!
shareBad news for me because this is great news for Arsenal.
shareLMAO...IT WOULD SEEM THE joke GOT INTO MY STASH LAST NIGHT.🙂
shareI'll have a 'Coke 45'
shareYes, I have a small pool, 18 foot round.
It’s not open yet, it’s still a bit cool here in The Northeast. I’ll probably open it up in the next few days, I have a week off but have been busy with chopping the firewood and minor house chores.
The pool can wait.
WE HAD A POOL ONCE...THE "WIFE" INSISTED WE GET ONE...THIS WAS BEFORE ALI...SHE GOT BORED WITH IT AN ABANDONED IT...I GOT TIRED OF KEEPNG UP WITH THE CHEMICALS AND CLEANING AS A NON SWIMMER AT THE TIME...SO WE GOT RID OF IT.
shareI mostly keep mine for my kids.
They love it and who am I to argue?
The chemicals ARE pretty expensive and in the early Spring I find tree frogs living in there!
There’s a tribe of free loading tree frogs every year!
It does boost your property value but a pool is a lot of work.
We had a really nice above ground pool 12x30 with a deck around it. The kids loved it but as they grew older it was used less. My husband and I occasionally went swimming, but not that often. We did keep it up and had just put a new liner in it when a deer jumped into it and shredded it to pieces while getting out.
That was the end of the pool - we tore it down and now it's just a grassy area in our backyard.
Deer are jerks!
I keep thinking about getting a kiddie pool of some kind just so I can just sit in it on really hot days. Of course, I'd be holding an adult beverage, reading something, and listening to music. Aaahh.
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Not very often anymore, used to go more often when I was a kid.
shareAlmost drowned when I was 9. I ain't getting in deep water again.
shareThat’s really scary.
My dad nearly drowned when he was a little kid and yet he maintained an enthusiasm for boating and fishing his whole life.
He was definitely Mr. Water Safety as long as I knew him. I love the water but I’m super careful.
It was one of two times I almost died, although with this one, I was certain I was going to die. I was lucky my older cousin was there to pull me out of the water.
shareYup, only two things are very frightening and sometimes fatal, heights and deep water. I avoid both when possible.
shareMy other incident was electrocution, but there's no way I can avoid electricity. I just get a little paranoid when I plug something in.
shareElectricity is pretty frightening as well.
One time I went to a party on the shore of the Hudson River. There’s a major railroad line there and I do not like to mess with that electricity.
So I found a rotting railway bridge and moved along it quickly enough. But a train passed just under my feet and it really shook me!
A bunch of wealthy River Town guys were throwing the party, I was screwing a husky Greek girl one of them was also banging. The night ended in fisticuffs and a lot of rocks thrown. I don’t even remember her name…total waste of time and we all got hurt lol!
Nope. I don't swim, go on boats, or visit Beaches.
Showers are fine. Baths freak me out.
I can but I don’t.
shareY’all are fucking weird. Of course I do. And I swim every chance I get.
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