...what would be the plot and genre? I would do a slasher movie called Moviechat Murders about a serial killer targeting different posters on the board and then we would all have to team up to try and defeat the killer.
shareI would make one about.... wait for it.... Vikings!
shareI knew you were going to say that.
shareYou and me would be hauled up in our fortress on a snowy mountain, welcoming a few refugees that knew we'd take them in, while the rest down below stumbled around in the valley below, trying to find the killer and ignoring what we knew about the perp until they're desperate for information from people they had been ignoring until late in the plot.
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shareWould you be playing yourself or would you cast professional actors to play all the roles?
shareCHAT WARS
with Luke Postwalker
The Wacky Races / Cannonball Run - cars, action, comedy!
shareThe stories of One Thousand and One Night.
You would be Aladdin with his lamp. 🪔
Mod5 is Ali Baba 🤺...not sure if there are enough people here for the Forty Thieves. ☺
MovieChat: The Motion Picture
The movie begins with a brief introductory scene where hownos quits and deletes his account.
FIVE YEARS LATER: People around the world start being mysteriously murdered. The common link among the murder victims is they are all members of MovieChat.
Eventually, the last remaining members are kidnapped and taken to a private island off the northeast coast of Canada. There, they are confronted by a man in a hockey mask and a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey. To their horror, they recognize him as hownos, who has gone mad!
hownos reveals his plan to hunt them for sport, giving them 24 hours to escape the island if they wish to survive.
As the action unfolds, only two people remain, and just as hownos is about to impale them through the chest with a broken hockey stick, he removes his hockey mask, laughing maniacally and declares in a working-class British accent:
"HA HA HA!!!! IT'S ME, BENNYMUSSO! I collected all that data just so I could kidnap and hunt you all on my private island!"
The movie concludes with Mod5 arriving in a black helicopter along with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police to save the day and permanently ban Bennymuso for good.
There will be a post-credits scene of the real hownos watching a hockey game on TV, enjoying a peaceful retirement.
I ONLY PARTICIPATE IF I GET TO KICK A LOT OF ASS AND MACK A LOT OF CHICKS.
shareThere needs to be a scene where you get a DM on moviechat that demands you come to the island and participate in the hunt "or else!" There's also a link to a video of Ali being held captive by 'hownos", and there's a computer screen on a desk behind her of an excel sheet that has everyone's names and the answers to Bennymuso's questions.
shareGiant plot hole. I would never be defeated or kidnapped by the likes of him.
shareDON'T WORRY...I'LL MURDER YOU IN THE MOVIE...TOTALLY BELIEVABLE...AND ODDLY SATISFYING.😘
shareIf by "murder" you mean my cock, yeah that's believable.
shareSURE...I WILL START BY BLOWING YOUR COCK OFF WITH ONE OF SHOGUN'S SHOTGUNS...THEN I GO REALLY WILD AND TEAR YOU APART WITH MY BARE HANDS...CAMERA CRANES UP...CAMERA CRANES DOWN TO ME SURROUNDED BY GALLONS AND GALLONS OF BLOOD AND GUTS AND BITS OF BONE...I AM SMOKING A JOINT AND LAUGHING.
THIS IS CINEMATIC GOLD,BRO!
I would have it be like a Twilight Zone fantasy/Sci fi type of movie.
Where I get a magical computer from a mysterious store where any wish comes true.
Like I play around and type in a gazillion dollars to go into my bank account and then it really is there.
When I look up a place on a map I type in, "No cars on the road- All lights green," then I get there on empty streets with no stops.
Posters on here who cross me when I put them on ignore they are gone.
And I mean gone from the earth.
The twist ending is I wake up thinking it is the greatest dream I have ever had.
I go to my computer, see there is a gazillion dollars in my account then put AngryViking on ignore and he disappears as my annoying roommate.
🥱 nice try unfunny man.
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shareSounds interesting.
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