In spite of my colonization, and Anti-Vikingism, and not enough disruptive and violent behavior on this site, I'm updating my defeated list:
"Sir" Kowalski fell 3/24/24
"The Fool" Samoanjoes (defeated by my jokes)
"The Outsider" WarrenPeace (not much of a challenge)
I have Viking blood in me.
Will you share control of this board or do I have to Highlander you?
I was saving that position for the new Dean, but I suppose you can be my new Karl. We can battle the Dean together. I heard it was going to be some sort of Shogun. Don't worry, I've defeated those before.
You would have to be my second in command, I'm a bit of a megalomaniac. Or I enjoyed playing Mega-lo-Mania on the Amiga. One of those things, or maybe both.
I have been playing the long game, like Chyna (!) and encouraging samoanjoes and his followers to flood this board with bad puns and then when everyone has had enough, I will bedazzle them with a string of sold gold jokes like this one:
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
And then they will all love me and I assume I will be granted magical powers and a solid gold jet-ski.
It's a pretty rock solid plan and now that I think of it, there's no room to share in the glory.
What do I need to do to make the cut? Do you have to cut me with a cutlass? Must I be cut from another list first? Must I list all my cuts?
Anyways, I’m a hippie so a true Viking like you shouldn’t have too much problem defeating me.
Yah mon!
Hah! This fellow viking has you beat by a month! https://moviechat.org/tt12584954/Twisters/65ca96ebc8f3b765a941c875/YOU-DUMB-SHITS-IN-HOLLYWOOD-COULDNT-EVEN-BE-BOTHERED-WITH-INCLUDING-THE-TIV
I got Kowalski to type in lower case letters (which almost never happens unless he's quoting another poster) when I got angry over the crappy tech they were using in the "Twister" sequel, based on the commercials.