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I almost got fired for making Asian jokes at work.


And I'm fortunate he didn't let me go because it would have been difficult China find a new Korea during a time like this.

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If they fire you, it’s their Laos.


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Kuwait and see what I'm going to do with them.

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I enjoyed that pun a half hour ago but now I think I want some more.

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Iran out.

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Are you pretending to be an Asian who speaks broken english?

If not then I don't get it.

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That's lacist!

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Don't go russian to judgement.

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Yeah, you're supposed to be coming up with wise and clever advice.
Not jokes for the fortune cookies.

Next time don't start with, "Confusing say...,"

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You work at Panda Express?

That’s soy bad they almost fired you. What’s wong with them?

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We don't get that here.

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I’m at a Laos.

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What kind of English do you speak that China and Korea sound like "trying" and "career"???

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Damn it, Stratego. Just accept the pun.

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PERHAPS A TRIP TO THE SCHOOL BOOK FAIR FOR A NEW JOKE BOOK?

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Perhaps a trip to the surgeon for you to get a new face.

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PERHAPS....PERHAPS......PER...HAPS.

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Nailed it!

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Accepting that pun is like accepting genocide.

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Accepting my pin is like accepting good health and happiness. Why would anyone turn that down?

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Okay, I'll accept your pin. What does your pin look like? Is it a nice pin? I could use a pin. 🙂

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Damn it. The "I" and the "u" are right beside each other.

By the way, I saw this on Instagram today. What is up with you sickos in Netherlands?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9rNASAKnP-o&pp=ygURTmV0aGVybGFuZCB0b2lsZXQ%3D

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Yeah, bunch of perverts in Amsterdam. Don't blame the rest of us.

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Are they common?

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There are multiple n Amsterdam, apparently they first appeared in the 19th century. Their main purpose now is to prevent drunks from falling into the canals. Not a thing in the rest of the country, we actually have very few public restrooms.

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There's no way I'm pissing in one of those.

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You're sure? They were known for homosexual actvity.

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If I was gay, I still wouldn't go there.

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I have used them many times.

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Don't you feel like everyone is looking at you?

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No, everyone is using them, so it’s no big deal.

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I would rather piss my pants! Can you imagine what you track on your shoes out of there? My husband and I used to remove our shoes before entering our house after a trip to the casinos. The women’s rooms were clean, but he told me the men’s rooms were nasty with piss all over…floors AND walls! 🤢 When he began using a cane he would hold it by the wrist strap. I sprayed our shoes with a disinfectant and this was before Covid was in the news.

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I never wear outdoor shoes indoors. I even have a pair of trainers that I use specifically to walk 100yds from my front door to the gym in the tennis club opposite. I then use my indoor gym shoes that have never stepped outside ever.

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How did you nazi it coming?

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