Bob’s Discount Furniture

This asshole Bob advertises on tubi a lot and claims that “the sun never sets on Bob’s Discount Furniture.” It never set on the British Empire because it had colonies around the fucking WORLD. Bob, not so much. Invoking the legal principle, “False in one, false in all,” I deduced that Bob is an asshole scumbag hustler who would run over his own children if he found a woman dumb enough to let him fuck her, to escape from a burning theater. Bob’s furniture is made of fiberboard laid over cardboard. Check it out yourself. I think we all know that mass advertisers of necessary household goods like furniture and mattresses are standing right behind the insurance salespeople, and right in front of the mass murderers, at the entrance to Hell.