... a fan of ice hockey?
It's too cold?
No excuse to not install a hockey rink.
Well, there must be at least a few of them... https://www.nhl.com/coyotes/
the coyotes?
They don't have any pucks to give?
Hey, watch your mouth, young lady.
I can't see my mouth unless I look in a mirror, so no, I don't think I will.
They don't give a puck.
ice hockey can't carry curling's jock strap.
Blocked.