TV commercials are too icky these days

That's weird, I was thinking about starting a thread about the same topic. I was was just waiting to compile enough examples, such as:

The Crohn's medication commercial with the woman sitting on a toilet everywhere she goes

Celebrity chef Aarón Sánchez applying deodorant to his gross hairy armpit

This one maybe be specific to me, but I hate extreme closeups of people's mouths, whether it's swishing mouthwash or shoving fast food into their gaping maws

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All this on a Saved By The Bell marathon.

A drug commercial that spoke of side effects like bleeding and diarrhea.

You’ve seen it 1K times by now. Teeny school girl l with lip whiskers buys a Freddie Mercury-esque bright yellow jacket and “dances” in her homeroom, with her ‘stash. Whoopie! Problems: (1) no depilation, hence, *GAG*, (2) she can’t dance. Oh, she can MOVE. She looks like she’s having an Epiliptic fit. She is lithe and nimble. She is also pedestrian, uninspired and artistically clumsy. She reminds me of Adam Ants’ memorable fumbling around on the Grammy Awards long ago. And I am not kissing a girl with face whiskers. How about you?

Which Amazon somebody’s-brother-in-law do you think dreamed up this abortion?

I’ll lick your pussy, if you have 1 you were born with, but not your fuzzy mouth.

Commercials for wiping one’s butt are beneath contempt.

Buy your media. Escape the ads. The cost is worth it.

I just hate commercials in general. When I'm watching Youtube, I wait the 5 second countdown and hit the skip button as soon as I can. If I can't avoid the 15 second double commercials, I ignore (when stuck in the car) or mute (when at home).

When I used to watch tv with the family, we often saw shows that had commercials louder than the actual program, which annoyed the living daylights out of me, never mind what they were advertising. For some stupid reason, my parents would either be asleep with the remote in their hand (and sitting a distance away), or refuse to mute the commercials, or were too lazy and hypnotized to bother. So I often ended up with a remote that had the mute button so I could be spared having to listen to the commercials.

Whatever you do, DONT WATCH PLUTOtv. It's mostly AIDS meds and gay pride and tranny rights ads. Showing the very best minorities have to offer the world.