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πŸ™„ or laugh?? πŸ˜†


Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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No one is listening until you fart. πŸ’¨

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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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Well, I laughed the first 200 times I heard that one!

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Therapy may be expensive, popping bubble wrap isn't.

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A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.

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