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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
shareNo one is listening until you fart. π¨
shareA TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
shareWhen you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
shareChange is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
shareWell, I laughed the first 200 times I heard that one!
shareTherapy may be expensive, popping bubble wrap isn't.
shareA friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
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