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🙄 or laugh?? 😆

posted a year ago by GlenEllyn (21526)
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) a year ago

How is it that one careless match can start a wildfire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

[–] nyctc7 (43591) a year ago

lol

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) a year ago

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) a year ago

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

[–] [deleted] a year ago

and peanuts are not nuts.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) a year ago

If you peanuts, you better consult a urologist. 🤭

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) a year ago

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) a year ago

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) a year ago

After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) a year ago

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.