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Which lines from movies made you laugh out loud?

posted 2 years ago by Tonyharrison (178)
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Mine was Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder:

Byong: "We no get money yet. Price now 100 million. You pay now, or tomorrow Simple Jack Die!"

Les Grossman: "Great. Let me get this down. 100 million... Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's d1ck cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fvcking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fvck yourself."

"Hobo's d1ckcheese!" :D

[–] Luffy (1236) 2 years ago

Scary Movie (2000)

Buffy Gilmore: Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us?
Brenda: Oh please. The press only wanna interview the most ignorant person they find.
Shorty: [Cut to Gail Haistorm interviewing Shorty about Drew Decker's death]
Shorty: I'm on T.V. Oh shit, first "Cops" now this. I'm gonna be a star, son.
Gail Hailstorm: So how close were you to the victim?
Shorty: Oh real close. Right 'til the roofies wore and she woke up. Then she was all talkin' 'bout pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue outta her ass and left.
Gail Hailstorm: If you could have spoken to her before she died what would your last words to her have been?
Shorty: Run bitch, run!

[–] moviechatterer (16326) 2 years ago

So, it's just you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU, KARATE, JIU-JITSU, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of!

https://youtu.be/fJlJX4Rj_WU

[–] parkerbot (10715) 2 years ago

The line Matthew Broderick says near the end of Election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKJqd_Ti3M8

[–] M1sterDoct0r (4549) 2 years ago

There are a bunch but the last one I remember is from Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Sheriff of Rottingham: "Wasn't your... didn't your mole used to be on the other side?"

Prince John: "I have a MOLE?"

Just the line delivery alone killed me. Richard Lewis & Roger Rees were absolutely fantastic & hilarious in their respective roles

[–] chilone (18316) 2 years ago

"You got some FUCKED up friends!" - Tyler Durden - Fight Club

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." - Marla Singer - Fight Club

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk." - Tuco - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

“I'm short for my height.” - Lindsey - Lucky Number Slevin

Detective: "What happened to your face?" Dave: "I fell... on a drill." - John Dies at the End

[–] nyctc7 (44104) 2 years ago

Catch Me If You Can - Leo DiCaprio, fake pilot, after losing his virginity to an airline stewardess:
"I want to tell you something, Marci. This is by far the best date I've ever been on."

[–] HarveyManFredSin (4877) 2 years ago

Obviously, these ones:

"I'm, uh, Harvey. Manfred... jen... sen... den."

But the following part makes it even funnier:

"Look, you obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady. It's an X-K-Red-27 technique."
"My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsinjin, and I know perfectly well that you don't keep the general public informed when you are debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house."

[–] chilidoggg (14592) 2 years ago

Nice beaver!

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.