Nothing says Thanksgiving like Jurassic Fallen Kingdom, or - any Thanksgiving stories good, bad or otherwise?
Last year some friends had me over for T-giving. They don't like football so I ended up being stuck in a cramped apartment with the requisite giant TV left on the FX station all day playing JP: Fallen Kingdom and then Jumanji: either Welcome to the Jungle or Next Level. They seem like the same vapid movie, and I really don't like Kevin Hart. Really - The Rock, Jack Black and Kevin Hart? Blech.
I feel like a horrible snob but this doesn't seem even close to a proper T-giving holiday. Not like there were children around where I could tell myself this is for them. And you can't not pay attention to the TV (with sound) while these choices seem particularly unappealing. (Yes there could be much worse but I'd rather not contemplate that scenario. My friend just spent good $$ on Annabelle Creation.)
So I got some free food and almost zero interesting conversation. My buddy kept urging me to show up, but then he doesn't talk. He just looks at the TV and when I get his attention, he just answers and goes back to watching. And his gf, as nice a person as she is, never bothered to change out of her sleeping clothes. (I won't mention she's always resembled a taller version of Barney Rubble; that would be unnecessarily mean.)
They invited me this year but it just seems better to stay home.