What do you love and what do you hate on pizza?
There are some pizza toppings that are a priori terrific, and others that that are “what the fuck is wrong with you?“ Among the former are pork sausage, mushrooms, crushed red peppers, salami, steak, onions, red and green sautéed peppers and gallons of beer and/or red wine.
Among the latter are basically every fucking toping that Brazilians put on what they call pizza: creme cheese, green peas, corn, EGGS, your father’s used condom. The Brazilians are multiple times insane.
You REALLY want to eat a creme cheese, useed-condom pizza?