Do you like going to weddings?

No

No. The receptions are too crowded and noisy.

No.

No.

I haven't had a drink in 15 years, and FYI weddings are that much harder to take when you have to stay sober!

I was a wedding dj for over 30 years. I've seen the good, the bad and the ugly!

No, I do not like going to weddings.

Yes and no. It depends on the guests, whether there's an open bar, the kind of seating, who you're seated with, the amount of people, the music, the setting (beaches can get damn cold at night) and the amount of pressure to do more than make small talk. Coz I don't want a random girl I spoke to once to pressure me into dancing because she's wasted or someone I'm waiting behind in the restroom line to keep offering me hits of coke. Thank you, but no thank you.

Weddings are OK, but if the reception has a DJ that likes to play music so loud you can't have a conversation with anyone, then I'll pass.