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if you couldn't sleep and woke up at 3am


what would you do?

read.

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Coffee.

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won't that just keep you awake?

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Close my eyes, breathe steadily and relax my facial muscles.

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what? no popcorn classic?

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Get my right hand ready and pull out... my phone.

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what? no porn classic?

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Saving that for a possible AndyKing1967 response of, "watching Asian Babes vol. VIII".

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Naturally.

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"My Phone?" Is that what you are calling it now? 😲

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just watch a replay of a soccer match

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Zing, KA-POW💥

Direct hit😁

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A direct hit is something KISS has never had. 1 Point for me.

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You're the 5th worst poster here, so no hits for you either😉

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Whew, there's 4 more worse than me.

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Eh, upon a recount there are far worse...The puns earned you a ton of points but your music and sport tastes are still suspect

Thin ice young man🤨

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I'd be too into it to fall asleep.

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If I couldn't sleep, I wouldn't be waking up.

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?

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"If you couldn't sleep and woke up at 3am"

If I'm not asleep, I am already awake.

Now, if I woke up at 3am and couldn't get back to sleep, I would turn on the TV.

Edit: Yes, I am being a smartass

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😊😊

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i thought you would listen to classical music.

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Edit: Yes, I am being a smartass

That's why we love you!

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This happens to me a lot, especially during the late fall and winter months, and has always frustrated the crap out of me until somewhat recently, when this message prompted me to adopt a new perspective. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWn9NKtpJ2U Your coping mechanism of reading is obviously better than mine has been, and aligns with what the author is saying.

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Rejoice in the gift of wakefulness ! The " Reframe buddy ! " snake oil.

Really though just put up with it and try to get as close to dozing as possible. It's not as good as sleep but it's better than nothing.


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so you smoke weed?

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I don't smoke.

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Take Trazadone! It will put you o sleep immediately.

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Well if I couldn’t sleep wouldn’t I already be up ? If I couldn’t sleep how would I wake up

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