Bad Jokes Thread

A duck walked into a pharmacist's office and said, "I need some Chap-Stick. Put it on my bill."

As the cow would say, "An udder day, an udder dollar."

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How large is an unborn baby bird?

It's eggsactly the right size

* I'll leave now, apologies to all:/

i tripped over my wife's bra

she said it was a booby trap.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "doctor, I have bad news. Someone wrote graffiti on the side of my house." The doctor replies, "that's unfortunate but why did you come to the doctor to say that?" The man says, "I couldn't make out what it said. Did you write it?"

Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

did you hear about the corduroy pillows?

they're making all the headlines.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”