Do you have conversations with your pets ?
I'm always talking to my cat .... well, thinking out loud to her at least.
She gives good advice for the most part ๐ธ
I talk to my pets, they're idiots so they don't give sensible answers.
I used to have long conversations with a cat I had, whenever I'd whistle he'd make all sorts of chattering and rowring sounds, and if I kept whistling he'd talk back. We'd actually have long nonsense "conversations".
Imagine if they could speak though? Mine would tell me to shut the fuck up then demand a treat lol.
shareBut...what if they initiate it?? With a question??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cddJ0eKQGaI
I know what my idiot junior cat would say... all day long it'd be "Pet me! Play with me! Pet me! Play with me! Let me sleep for a few hours!", and then in the evenings it'd shift to endless repetitions of "Is it dinner time yet? How about now?.
A friend's cat doesn't need translating, he says "HUMAN, FEED ME CHICKEN" every time anyone goes near than the refrigerator.
> Imagine if they could speak though?
"Why do you take off your fur when you sleep at night?"
"Why do you waste your urine by flushing it down the toilet instead of marking the perimeter of the yard outside?"
"Why do you trim your nails instead of sharpening them on the furniture?"
Why do you take off your fur when you sleep at night?" ๐
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