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Is it time for a Bible reboot/remake?

posted 4 years ago by Moonglum9 (11340)
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This time Adam is the one that gets them kicked out of the GOE for sexual harassment or something. And maybe when God is going to destroy Sodom, his Asian boyfriend talks him out of it.

[–] TexasJack (12516) 4 years ago

Eve must be a transwoman of color.

[–] Furienna (3377) 4 years ago

Yikes!
Let's just hope that this doesn't give anybody any ideas...

[–] TandyMan (11357) 4 years ago

I love this idea. The Bible: SJW Reboot. Hilarious.

[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 4 years ago

Just make sure to follow the 2 Commandments (only 2 cuz God got bored after that and decided to come up with a new Tik Tok dance instead)

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

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[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 4 years ago

I'm sure it will be a much better ark. Probably 5000 x 5000 x 1000 cubits and much more nicely decorated.

[–] trevorh321 (5495) 4 years ago

I think Job should be a woman this time, preferably one of color. But instead of wavering before God, she demands reparations.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Yeah right on! But this time the church is sexist, homophobic and causes death and misery of millions... hahahaha

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