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I find evolution laughable! They claim that whales/dolphins were once dogs!

posted 4 years ago by [deleted]
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Look at this image.

https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/429038301994619465/

I guess they just spent so much time in the water that they were like 'we don't never need to get out. No more need for feet!

What a laughable science.

[–] chilidoggg (14597) 4 years ago

I agree, science can be intimidating at times.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

You just guessed wrong.

I guess you probably know you were wrong, but intentionally create this thread to stir some controversies anyway. The name Intothenight is infamous for that behavior.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

Oh snap!
Shit just got real!!

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

That's just my guess. I, too, can guess wrong.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

I went on vacation one time and left my Goldfish in the bathtub, came home 7 days later and it was an Iguana!

True story people!!

[–] NotoriousRio (12927) 4 years ago

That's nothing, I fell asleep in the bath and now I'm a Merman!

It's how this shit happens fo real...and I hate swimming!

[–] AndyKing1967 (39849) 4 years ago

That's nothing, I once dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow had gone. Now I know this has nothing to do with evolution, but even so.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

Wait, are you the English Homer Simpson??

[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 4 years ago

‘E’s not the Muttonchop Murderer, ‘e’s not!

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

This sounds like a job for our best man...Chief Wiggum

[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 4 years ago

Don’t you mean Constable Wiggum?

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 4 years ago

Lol!

😎

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Nope evolution has no merit in light of DNA analysis. A specie is locked within their own code.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

Aren't you the poster that claimed they communicate telepathically with birds?

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

He doesn't understand evolution but now an expert on DNA. I guess who needs science when you have mind powers to control birds.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

Well to be fair he was almost sexually attacked by a man in a restroom and has developed a weird habit of running red lights

He's got a ton of odd shit going on

[–] AndyKing1967 (39849) 4 years ago

And yet he evolves from an Irishman to an Australian and possibly an American.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

His true story would make an epic film

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Not communicate, spook via mental projections of eagle territory, and it worked.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

You farted and all of the birds flew away

I get it

[–] TexasJack (12516) 4 years ago

It checks out. Dogs love the water.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

'Alright, alright... Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog...What's Goofy??'

[–] Furienna (3375) 4 years ago

A goof?

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78562) 4 years ago

This makes as much sense as everything else in this thread

Well done

[–] Furienna (3375) 4 years ago

You seem to ignore that evolution like that takes millions of years.
Seals too started to leave land to live in the seas.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

i think what you've linked to does not make the claims you are saying it does.

it's showing how aquatic mammals have adaptations in their skeleton to optimize their ability to thrive in their environment.

i'll daringly suggest your interpretation is what is a touch laughable here.

[–] Moonglum9 (11340) 4 years ago

FUCKA HYOO WHALE! AND FUCKA HYOO DAWPHEEN!

[–] Kazak (2199) 4 years ago

God did it.

[–] Keelai (36155) 4 years ago

Birds came from dinosaurs which is cool.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-dinosaurs-shrank-and-became-birds/