First tattoo


Got it whilst drunk, of course. I let my best mate choose it, cause at the time I didn't care and I couldn't think of anything. Still haven't showed anyone in my family or who I work with. Should I?

PS. Ten bucks goes to anyone who can guess what it is. HINT... It's a fucken emoji.

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Still haven't showed anyone in my family or who I work with. Should I?

Where is it? (the answer could make this an easy decision)

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Inside of my left bicep. Location has nothing to with what it is though.

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๐Ÿ†

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Good guess but no dice

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oh ๐Ÿ’ฉ , thought i had it !

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Close but no cigar.

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C'mon man don't give up that easy your close cuz.

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lol, i dunno. my friends wouldve went with a dick joke.
๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒญ maybe your friends are nicer and went with a ๐Ÿ„

my nephew got the purple tentacle from the game maniac mansion 2 for his first tattoo
https://images.techhive.com/images/article/2016/04/20160410010135_1-100656824-large3x2.jpg
with its quote "i will rule the world"

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It was the yaking emoji๐Ÿคฎ

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ever see the "whitest kids you know" tattoo sketch?

https://youtu.be/0Uy2lyWo7II

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I can't watch it now but I'll check it out.

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My phone is playing music , and people have been queing up there songs, I'd be a cunt if I stopped to watch a video. Haha.

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basically its about getting a tattoo while drunk. which correlates your puking tat, your friend is a good friend

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The best. Haha. No regrets though. It actually looks pretty sweet. Dude who did was a legit artist . Surprising cause it was a walk in. I coulda got any random doing it. I'm glad I went for the black with shading instead of the colour though lol.

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But no colour, black shading.

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I guess if I had to give a hint past just emoji, it would have to involve an action.

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I know the feeling. I got my only tattoo in Florida on spring break because I was drunk and I was with a bunch of girls. Luckily I also got it in a place no one could see.

Live and learn. ๐Ÿ˜„

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Mines pretty much hidden, like day to day. But also I'm not really that ashamed of it. I just haven't showed my closest family haha. So wait ... Nah it's all g.

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Why do people spend big money to mar their bodies? I just don't get it. Are they trying to make some sort of statement?

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Well with me no. It was more of a bucket list thing. I always knew I was gunna get one. And once you get it you realise, no big deal. Didn't hurt at all. And was kinda fun. I definitely want another one too. My next one will either be Mr burns in the X files episode of The Simpsons, or where's Waldo.

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"It's a fucken emoji."

I am not yet familiar with that emoji. ๐Ÿค”

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I'll introduce you.

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Bring it on.

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Is there an Ozzy Osbourne dragon emoji?

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We can make it.

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๐Ÿ’ฉ

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๐Ÿคฎ

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๐Ÿ˜† omg

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Yeah. haha.

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How big is it?

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Just smaller than a digestive

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Oh no! ๐Ÿ˜…

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Inside of my bicep though. Tonnes of people don't know I have it. I'm not ashamed of it though.bit actually looks kinda cool.

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Donโ€™t show anyone until they do something that disgusts you. Then flex on them and let them know what the fuck is up! Hit a double bicep pose and shake your head disapprovingly at the them.

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Hahaha I like this idea

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Itโ€™s most likely how I would present it to people.

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