Make up an obvious/sarcastic motivational catchphrase or philosophy.
"I'm going to live till I die"
share"I'm going to live till I die"
shareWe've all heard this one, but the last line is the one that adds a huge dollop of sarcasm...
Winners never quit.
Quitters never win.
(But those who never win and never quit... are just idiots.)
you can do anything you put your mind to, even live at the bottom of the ocean
share"Tomorrow may never come, but today may never end!"
shareIf I ever wrote a memoir it would be titled “Don’t Cross at the Crosswalk” because I have learned in life it is the most dangerous place on the street to cross. It gives a false sense of security because most of the time cars don’t yield to the pedestrian.
shareWhen I was learning to drive I had one instructor who would always give me a hard time when I would slow down at intersections she would say "You have right of way, keep going!" yeah sure I have right of way, I know that but what if I think the other car isn't going to stop!
Having right of way will not protect me from injury!