Happy Woke Halloween 2020! π
I was checking how was the Halloween Horror Crop 2020, in the hope of finding some non-woke nice horror flick to watch this weekend.
First, we have the diversity witches. Pass.
Then, a movie about black immigrants in an little English town where something dark awaits. C'mon, what do you expect in a town filled with (evil) white British males??. Ok, pass.
Then, a masked evil (white male) psychopath chasing a poor innocent female. Pass.
Then, a movie about evil white males kidnapping poor innocent blacks to enslave them in some kind of farm because, you know, whites males are evil. Pass.
Then, a movie about diverse American tourists tortured by Russian white males. For some reason, Russians seem to share with nazis the podium of absolute white male evilness in the woke mind. Pass? I dunno, I'm running out of options.
Then I found a recent movie about a Goblin (chasing a poor innocent female, of course). Well, who knows? That could be like those classic 'Troll' movies, or the 'Ghoolies' ones. The bad guy is a green creature. There's no fucking way this movie is gonna be about an evil white male... isn't it?
ISN'T IT?
Let me copy the plot: "A young woman fights to protect her son from her abusive new (white male) husband and a ferocious creature lurking in the shadows."
So... have a happy woke Halloween 2020! π