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Kowalski vs Allaby


So Kowalski beat me to 9000 posts, but let's settle this once and for all, who is superior? Please vote in each of these categories for either Kowalski or Allaby:

More attractive: Kowalski
Better beard: Allaby
Better singer: Kowalski
Better dancer: Allaby
Bigger penis: Kowalski
Bigger weirdo: Allaby
Nicest: Kowalski
Most mischievous: Allaby

Please vote now in all categories for either Allaby or Kowalski. Thank you for your co-operation.

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You get the points, KOWALSKI gets the 🍆

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KOWALSKI likes the 🍆, not there’s anything wrong with that.

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Nicest.. probably Allaby
Most mischievous... definitely KOWALSKI

the rest is ehh I don't care

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Kowalski is in my ignore list . he's an asshole . so i vote for Allaby on everything

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?🤔

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I don’t know either but that’s just one of the many people you somehow managed to piss off😁

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I AM A GOOD BAROMETER FOR ASSHOLES...THEY HATE ME AND WON'T STOP...COOL PEOPLE HATE ME TOO...BUT THE HATE SOFTENS OVER TIME.

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You do you big fella, plenty of us DO NOT ‘ignore’ posters, most of us are not wimps and you are cool.

Let’s be sure to continue busting each other’s balls, you are a funny Dude and you slay me with your stuff👍

I grew up in a neighborhood where the saying was ‘If you don’t like ‘Shogun’ you are the asshole.’

I feel you Bro.

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# of movies owned by kowaski: 21987
# of movies owned by allaby: 6534

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That sounds about right, but keep in mind every movie owned by Kowalski is terrible and every movie owned by Allaby is a masterpiece.

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you really own that many movies?

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I'm honestly not sure. It's possible. I have 8 bookshelves and 2 lockers with movies in them. I'm not sure of the total amount.

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you have to post a pic of one of these lockers

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I agree. Let’s see some pictures.

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Here are a couple of the shelves:

https://ibb.co/gjmQRFs
https://ibb.co/cJP4Z4n

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Wow. You’ve got a whole Holiday shelf going there!

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I do. All my Christmas and Hallmark movies are together.

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I know how you feel. It’s so much fun organizing movies. I put little date stickers on mine.

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How many movies and/or shelves do you have? Any chance of seeing pictures?

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These shelves all have pretty good ones.

https://ibb.co/zX8svsM
https://ibb.co/hyMZNGg
https://ibb.co/P1bpHhG
https://ibb.co/z4TsKZk

Most of my other shelves are vhs.

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Cool. Some good ones in there.

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I REALLY NEED TO GET SOME WORK DONE...I NEED MY MEDIA ON SHELVES SO BAD!

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Here is a pic of one of the lockers:

https://ibb.co/Xk3GHfW

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I spy Metallica.

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i have seen lincoln, lifeboat, lion and minari

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Here is another shelf. It’s a bit of a mess and somewhat disorganized right now:

https://ibb.co/ccZhNM6

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MY DAUGHTER IS VERY JEALOUS OF YOUR TWILIGHT ZONE BOXSET.

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Cool.

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I LOVE THIS THREAD...MY NAME IS IN HERE SO MANY TIMES...I AM A SIX AND A HALF FOOT ERECTION RIGHT NOW...HOW DID I NEVER SEE THIS IN TWO DAMN YEARS?

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I knew you would love it. I am now picturing a six and a half foot erection...and I think I like it.

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Another post that proves how really weird you are. I don't think I want you teaching Sunday School.

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If I teach you Sunday school, I will let you sit on my lap.

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You're not gonna teach me anything, you complete weirdo.

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Except for the fact you are not a child and I'm obviously joking.

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LMAO...YOU CRACK ME UP.👍🏾

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How about a sitcom where you guys are buddies and neighbors who hang out with a koala bear who lives in a nearby tree? You name it "Kowallaby". Episode 1 - Kowalsky feeds him cannabis edibles and Allaby breaks out the clippers and gives him a Mohawk. Hijinks ensue.

I think we have a hit here.

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I would watch that show. It would have to be on HBO though because of all the constant nudity.

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I'M IN...BUT WE HAVE TO CHANGE THOSE EDIBLES TO ME AND KOALA SHARING A BONG...EDIBLES ARE FOR HOUSEWIVES AND SENIOR CITIZENS.

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Okay, you finally said something I agree with.

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If anyone could train a koala how to hit a bong, it's you.

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TEAM ALLABY 100%. That Polish guy is retarded. 🤣

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ALLABY WON'T AGREE WITH YOUR CREEPER THOUGHTS ON TRANS FOLKS EITHER.

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Kowalksi, I post with Allaby on my private board. I know Allaby. Allaby is a friend of mine. Kowalski, you're no Allaby.

*Prolonged shouts and applause.*

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (1723) 18 minutes ago
Kowalksi, I post with Allaby on my private board.

SO?...BFFS FOR LIFE?...THAT'S SWEET.


HE STILL WON'T AGREE WITH YOUR CREEPER TRANS THOUGHTS.🙂

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Okay, I'll bite:

What CREEPER TRANS THOUGHTS?

I have no clue what you're talking about.

Be very clear on which of my thoughts on TRANS are CREEPER? 🤣

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PASS...WE BOTH KNOW WHICH THREAD I SPEAK OF.

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Yeah, and you made no sense then and you make no sense now.

I said nothing bad about trans fools and nothing good either. I'm very neutral on them. I was explaining the difference between trans and drag.

You're like reading a dictionary and saying it's CREEPER because you don't like the word. You're insane.

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OK...FINE...LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS THEN...WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE FILMS,BUD?🙂

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👍

Blade Runner
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Fellini Satyricon
Eraserhead
Forbidden Planet

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WOW...SOME HEAVY HITTERS...I FIND BLADE RUNNER BORING BUT APPRECIATE WHY OTHERS RATE IT SO HIGHLY...VIRGINIA WOOLF AND ERASERHEAD ARE CLASSICS...AND FORBIDDEN PLANET IS A NICE GENRE ENTRY...I HONESTLY HAVE NOT SEEN THAT OTHER FILM WHICH I AM LOOKING UP RIGHT NOW...SOLID LIST.

MY LIST...

COOL HAND LUKE.
MANNEQUIN.
PAPILLON.
THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
AND DEPENDING ON MY MOOD CLERKS OR THE HUSTLER.

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Mannequin? Wtf? Lol.

Kowalski, you're a good guy. I take things too seriously sometimes. But you're lovable clown.

Cool Hand Luke, great film.

I agree on Clerks. Very good offbeat movie.

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"...you made no sense then and you make no sense now."

Yeah, that pretty well sums him up.

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HEY,IT'S MY PAL DB...WHAT'S UP BROTHER?🙂

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It's true that I'm a good friend to have. Too bad that you'll always be deprived of that experience.

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NO...WE ARE FRIENDS NOW...YOU CAN FIGHT...MOST DO...IT''S CUTE...SOONER OR LATER IT WILL BE REAL FOR THE BOTH OF US...UNTIL THEN I WILL JUST FAKE IT.🎉


LOVE YOU,BUDDY.😘

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All my votes go to Allaby...He's my what are you watching buddy.😃

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Cool, thanks for your votes.

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